YOU CAN’T ARREST ME! IM BUCKWHEAT’S LITTLE
BABY SISTER!

I bet he’s the coolest in the trailer park. He gets Dish TV, Direct TV AND XM radio with those satellite ears!

Mr. Sheen, Have you been drinking Tigers blood again? Is that a WIINNNERR’s wheelchair is see?

Mrs. Gustafson, who had faithfully worked 50 years as a clerk for the DMV without an absence, is seen in this mugshot after she got up from her desk, said she’d had it with doing “the same frickin’ thing” for half a century, poured pop on a shocked co-worker, and then offered to blow every male in the courthouse, including the judge. Officers restrained her as she tried to remove her blouse. Her mortified sons said she just wasn’t feeling well. But she told reporters that she “hadn’t felt this good since the district attorney tickled my rabbit when we were back in high school.”

REALLY! I WAS ONE OF THE OOMPA-LOOMPAS!

A NEW RECORD! IVE BEEN AWAKE FOR (14)DAYS
STRAIGT!

I know you though your usual nurse Kendra, the one with the bodacious boobies, terrific legs, and sex addiction, was on duty as usual tonight, but she has the night off. Meet Olga, her fill-in. She’s a veteran nurse, and you’ll be glad that such an experienced person will be doing the sponge bath and massage that Kendra was going to do.

Luetenant DAMN!

I thought I was in here for a haircut?

The got Sanford and Son up in here?

I’m not just cool, I’m Aquafresh!

God? I am God!

O.K. IM READY! TRY TO KICK A FIELD GOAL!

LOOK WHAT I CAN DO?

ARE YOU SERIOUS, ME A PEDIFILE?

DOING METH AINT NEVER HURT ME NONE!

I WAS AT THE ZOO, AND FELL INTO THE LIONS
EXHIBIT!

Free Mustache Rides!

Go go gadget neck!

I hate team Edward!

You make Mongo Mad!

La la la la la la. Tranny Smurf!

Can I please change my blaxi pad?!

I’m Ghetto smurf! I’ll smurf all ya mutha smurffa’s!

She was how old???

No means No!

But I am a U.S. citizen! See my shirt?

She told me twice but I didn’t listen, so she broke my nose too!

Am I gonna be on t.v.?

Samual L. Jackson looks unbeWEAVEable!

Where’s my estrogen pills?

Mmmm Hmmm! I thought I smelled pork!

“the government!”

They got Gary Busey

Yes, and the jackoff who hit his girl below got the honor of being put in holding with some guys who actually love their wives. And they taught him what dinner at six REALLY meant!

When he says he wants dinner at six, serve him dinner….at SIX!

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN You lookin fine tooniight!!

I-I likes puppies so much i eated one (:

You ARE kidding, right? Just because I slapped that snotty little bitch competing against my daughter for head cheerleader, and keyed her whore mother’s car? Assault and damage to private property? What’s damaged is the brain of anybody who can’t see that my daughter should be head cheerleader - in fact, the only cheerleader.

9-year-old Jenny found out the hard way that the police really WILL come when you repeatedly phone 911 for laughs at a sleepover. Officers were not interested when she offered them cookies and said she was only kidding.

“”"Laaaaa…La.la.la.law…”police hit me ova tha head…ova da head… Ova da head..La La la la…”

Freedom!!! For my boobs anyway.

That is quite a widow’s peak!

This is what happen when you actually lose on the BIGGEST LOSER!!!! Get healthy people!!!!

Shawty Lo?

is that K.C from Jodeci

billy blanks must not be doing to good….

(Tyrone Biggum voice) Drugs and alcohol has ruined my life…..

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Meanfacccccccce.