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Could someone please pop my eyeballs back into their sockets?
Stop taunting me - I’m NOT a distant cousin of Brian Peppers!!
This is what happens when you accidentally put the air hose at the gas station up to your mouth and can’t get it to let go. Boogity Boogity Boogity
Yes, I REALLY Look like this
YES…..I say the same thing when I look in the mirror.
You yold Harpo to beat me.
I want my cookies!
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Auditions for the live-action musical of “Finding Nemo” ended badly.
I did HOW much crack?!?!?!
Obama paid my mortgage
oompa loompa doopty doo I’ve got a riddle for you. What do you do when you smoke a lot of crack?
Thats somebody momma !LMAO!!! Thanks to crunktastical for putting me on to this site! This is too much……..
Sad when mentally retarded get busted for shoplifting…
OK HARPO YOU KNOW I LIKES THE ROCK…GIVE ME WHATCHA GOT MAN…..DAMN OPRAH THE COLOR PURPLE WAS MILLIONS AGO…..
Ma’am, please look straight into the camera.
I aint buggin, are you buggin?
The black female version of Gollum
Who me?…..I party.
S.I.R.N “STop it Right Now”
At the center of the paternity suit between LaToya Jackson and the Cookie Monster, is beautiful little Malikah, pictured here. Although he denies he is the father, LaToya says their daughter has Cookie Monster’s eyes…
BITCH WHAT ILL BUST YOUR ASS
I’m WATCHING YOU!!!
Check out the bug eyes.
BEETLEJUICE! BEETLEJUICE! BEETLEJUICE!
Ya’ll wrong for doing me like this.
She look like she belongs on South Park!
and then he started beat’en me about my head
Those inner city paint chip snacks have done wonders for my outlook.
THIS BRAINDEAD HO LOOK LIKE LIL WAYNES MAMA!!!!
I am about to receive my 20 year pin for working at the toxic land-fill.
really? you took my chicken, now you want a picture of me?
WOW this is actually scary..lol
i knoww!!! everybody says i look like opra!!! duhhh!
Great items! I love it when my favorite auhrots are dog lovers too! I guess that is one of the reasons I am attracted to auhrots like you! Love your books and the covers with the four legged furbabies on them!
Rihanna without makeup.
But. Terry…..youse the onliest whiteman what ever made me came. hard i almost shitted myself
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