let me just paint a picture here officer…. i cheated on my girlfriend… who’s an aspiring hair and make-up artist….. she found out while i was asleep in the trailer. when i woke up…..
Comment by sillyseattlegirl — July 30, 2009 @ 12:01 pm
(Singing) We’re not gonna take it! No! We ain’t gonna take it! We’re not gonna take it anymorrrr! So you ask just exactly what we’re not gonna take anymore of!? This jacked up ass hair that’s what!
Comment by Sexy Diva 34 — August 21, 2009 @ 9:04 pm
Twisted Sister’s Dee Schneider is attempting to promote his latest solo album by touring at San Quentin Penitentiary… When asked why, MR Sister only said “Johny Cash only played some songs there and he became an icon, so I figured why not dress for suckcess and go all the way!”
Comment by Jonny Mordant — December 14, 2009 @ 4:00 am
You got something to say? Go ahead - say it. I don’t think you will.
what is that a he,a she or a it.
I knew Ryan Mallet’s mugshot would be embarrassing … but I had no idea it would be this bad.
It’s tough being the King of the Jungle isn’t it Lion-o?
Wow Devine has really let herself go since hairspray.
Hey, what are TWALKING about? The New Jersey mullet is:
“Business in the front, party in the back!
Have you seen the lead singer from that band “Europe”? He really let himself go after the last tour.
I was wondering where you went when you left the table during dinner at the restaurant.
MILF
Brooke Hogan in the year 2012
New Jenny Craig spokesman Rick Flair
WE’RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT!! NO, WE AIN’T GONNA TAKE IT!!
Yeah, you know I’m sexy.
Sally Struthers needs an intervention.
come on? john goodman as lonnie anderson? it doesn’t fool me.
Detail to note: his eyebrows are shaved off.
Sally Strothers needs to stop trying to help those starving children and help her damn self..sheesh!
Now in previews, Alan Hale as “Cleofatra.”
Dee Snider’s (Twisted Sister) mom?
I guess this means that the Twisted Sister reunion tour is OFF.
“No I swear to God, I really am a woman.”
WHOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! (Rick Flair wannabe)
Easy Breezy Blubber Girl
Did any other lesbians survive the fire?
I am Dolly Parton i swear!!!!
When did Dog the Bounty Hunter’s wife get arrested?
i am really hoping that he is in there for killing the guy that did that to him when he was passed out.
Woooooooo! tha Nature boyy!
Taking a picture of this dude is a felony by itself.
I ran out of eye-liner, thats why I used felt pen. you like it?
Yes I did shave this morning…
i`m not Roddy, i`m Rhoda Pipper…
let me just paint a picture here officer…. i cheated on my girlfriend… who’s an aspiring hair and make-up artist….. she found out while i was asleep in the trailer. when i woke up…..
Look, it’s Eddie Money!
Why didn’t my construction barrel disguise work?
So, this ISN’T the Twisted Sister tribute band try-out?
It goes to eleven mate
(Singing) We’re not gonna take it! No! We ain’t gonna take it! We’re not gonna take it anymorrrr! So you ask just exactly what we’re not gonna take anymore of!? This jacked up ass hair that’s what!
SIDESHOW BOB DYED HIS HAIR???
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
DEE SNIDER LOST LOVE CHILD
….what are my kids gonna think? Oh well bitches!! I’m still sexy!!
meat loaf has re arrived
Sammy Hagar is that you bro????
Hey i singned up for americas next top drag queen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
In the jungle,,the might jungle..The lion slleps 2nite..A weem a way.. a weem a way
…for just 35 cents a day, you too can sponsor a child.
Look its the peeping Tom-mia, with binocular rings around its eye.
OMG I knew Dee Schnider and Sammy Hagar had a baby…Look it’s little Dee Hagar all grown up and following in His Dads footsteps…Both of them
Makeover my ass! Baby, you like you were run over.
It’s $10 for a handy, $20 for a half & half, Hon.
THIS IS WHAT DOG THE BOUNTY HUNTER AND HIS WIFE; BABY WOULD LIKE IN 20 YEARS
HAHAA!!! TWISTED SISTER!!! “WE’RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT! NO! WE AIN’T GONNA TAKE IT!”!
BROWN EYED GAL
Breaking News!
“Dawg The Bounty Hunter placed under Citizens Arrest and charged by his wife for what she claims is “stealing her look”! (details forthcoming)…
In Entertainment News…
Twisted Sister’s Dee Schneider is attempting to promote his latest solo album by touring at San Quentin Penitentiary… When asked why, MR Sister only said “Johny Cash only played some songs there and he became an icon, so I figured why not dress for suckcess and go all the way!”