Beth I hear you callin’,
But I can’t come home right now.
I’m the bounty hunting dog,
And I can’t live with a cow…

I stumbled upon your blog, i think your web site is awsome, keep writing.

dee snider 20 years later

WTF???? lol Bette Midler on crack?

Only Steve wonder would find THAT beautiful

This is what rock bottom looks like…

I feel pretty oh so pretty and witty and GAYYYYYYYYYY

Bushnells binoculars have the best quality when it comes to binocular optics `

i love to use binoculars when viewing sexy chics from a distance:’-

i love binoculars that are made by Bushnell, they are really very high quality`~:

Could you please just call my brother Hulk, he’ll get this all cleared up!

…And this is why you don’t go on blind dates!

“Just say something,!!! c’mon, I DARE YOU!!!!

In Entertainment News…

Twisted Sister’s Dee Schneider is attempting to promote his latest solo album by touring at San Quentin Penitentiary… When asked why, MR Sister only said “Johny Cash only played some songs there and he became an icon, so I figured why not dress for suckcess and go all the way!”

Breaking News!

“Dawg The Bounty Hunter placed under Citizens Arrest and charged by his wife for what she claims is “stealing her look”! (details forthcoming)…

BROWN EYED GAL

HAHAA!!! TWISTED SISTER!!! “WE’RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT! NO! WE AIN’T GONNA TAKE IT!”!

THIS IS WHAT DOG THE BOUNTY HUNTER AND HIS WIFE; BABY WOULD LIKE IN 20 YEARS

It’s $10 for a handy, $20 for a half & half, Hon.

Makeover my ass! Baby, you like you were run over.

OMG I knew Dee Schnider and Sammy Hagar had a baby…Look it’s little Dee Hagar all grown up and following in His Dads footsteps…Both of them

Look its the peeping Tom-mia, with binocular rings around its eye.

…for just 35 cents a day, you too can sponsor a child.

In the jungle,,the might jungle..The lion slleps 2nite..A weem a way.. a weem a way

Hey i singned up for americas next top drag queen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sammy Hagar is that you bro????

meat loaf has re arrived

….what are my kids gonna think? Oh well bitches!! I’m still sexy!!

DEE SNIDER LOST LOVE CHILD

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

SIDESHOW BOB DYED HIS HAIR???

(Singing) We’re not gonna take it! No! We ain’t gonna take it! We’re not gonna take it anymorrrr! So you ask just exactly what we’re not gonna take anymore of!? This jacked up ass hair that’s what!

It goes to eleven mate

So, this ISN’T the Twisted Sister tribute band try-out?

Why didn’t my construction barrel disguise work?

Look, it’s Eddie Money!

let me just paint a picture here officer…. i cheated on my girlfriend… who’s an aspiring hair and make-up artist….. she found out while i was asleep in the trailer. when i woke up…..

i`m not Roddy, i`m Rhoda Pipper…

Yes I did shave this morning…

I ran out of eye-liner, thats why I used felt pen. you like it?

Taking a picture of this dude is a felony by itself.

Woooooooo! tha Nature boyy!

i am really hoping that he is in there for killing the guy that did that to him when he was passed out.

When did Dog the Bounty Hunter’s wife get arrested?

I am Dolly Parton i swear!!!!

Did any other lesbians survive the fire?

Easy Breezy Blubber Girl

WHOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! (Rick Flair wannabe)

“No I swear to God, I really am a woman.”

I guess this means that the Twisted Sister reunion tour is OFF.