Meet John: IQ 150. Plays Chopin flawlessly on the piano. Reads Feuerbach in the original German. Patented a self-flushing potty chair at age 2. Youngest graduate of Harvard. Arrested on suspicion of stalking after his apartment was found wall-papered with pictures of the academic dean and he was seated nude in front of a shrine in her honor, chanting mating rituals in an obscure Maori dialect. Would you let your daughter date him? Uh, that would be a no. - Mark
Yeah, I know. I’m pretty damned cute.
Really can’t say much about his one. She is pretty hot.
I’m Snookie from Jersey Shore, so don’t screw with me!!!!!!!!!
No, really, officer, it was legitimate therapeutic massage. We call it Groin Revitalizing Stroke Therapy.
mmmmhhhh, do u like me??
ladys in the joint will love her
they dont know i got pot in my who ha
The new spokeswoman for Ketel One Vodka Tampons.
J.Lo circa 1992
Should have known that guy I was giving a blow job to was an undercover…but I wonder why he let me go on for so long? mmmmm…