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Yeah, I know. I’m pretty damned cute.
Really can’t say much about his one. She is pretty hot.
I’m Snookie from Jersey Shore, so don’t screw with me!!!!!!!!!
No, really, officer, it was legitimate therapeutic massage. We call it Groin Revitalizing Stroke Therapy.
mmmmhhhh, do u like me??
ladys in the joint will love her
they dont know i got pot in my who ha
The new spokeswoman for Ketel One Vodka Tampons.
J.Lo circa 1992
Should have known that guy I was giving a blow job to was an undercover…but I wonder why he let me go on for so long? mmmmm…
Sup?? Got weed?? I do…..did…
They’re gonna love her in prison, she is hella cute :)
“That cop sure did take his time on that body search…”
Yes, I am proud crack whore. Thank you!
Like a cat that swallowed the…
her nose is too big
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