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Jesus, I remember when playing the djembe or Nyanga pan pipes in public would get you laid in minutes. These days I am lucky to catch a second glance after bringing out the Kudu horns, AND the Akadinda. Pretty soon I am going to have to learn the Uhadi if I am going to keep up. Demanding pussy in these parts.

Comment by BentSlightly — March 15, 2009 @ 1:19 am

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i.ma gonna git chee fer this mer lou

Comment by just me — August 25, 2009 @ 7:32 am

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Looks like a stunt double from “The Three Musketeers”

Comment by Jay — September 8, 2009 @ 11:05 pm

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…Rasputin is lives…

Comment by ryanpax — December 5, 2009 @ 8:04 pm

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yea! they got me good. i was do’n meth and bohockin my sister while i was listning to country music.

Comment by closedloop — December 6, 2009 @ 8:57 pm

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Hey, don’t start with old “I told you so” lecture about meth!

Comment by Hellucinator — December 8, 2009 @ 1:43 am

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And now we know why mankind hasn’t been on wwe, he was on that go-fast meth n crack diet, and look how slim he is…

Comment by tiffygirl — December 18, 2009 @ 8:27 pm

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Looks like living in that oil pan is working out well.

Comment by nastym — June 30, 2010 @ 6:40 pm

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LEROOOOOY JENKINS

Comment by kaylaaa — July 21, 2010 @ 9:23 pm

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ima git u back fer this ronnie

Comment by kaylaaa — July 21, 2010 @ 9:24 pm

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I’m puttin a spell on you

Comment by jazzyone — August 26, 2011 @ 3:20 am

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Silence..I kill u…

Comment by Strawberry — October 29, 2011 @ 3:36 pm

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Oui, my little buttercup, I am, how you say, ready to make ze big one. Have you ever made love vis a guy vis a fake French accent? Let me meet you out back and I will remove your photographair uniform piece by piece and fly you to ze Heaven…

Comment by Mark — January 13, 2012 @ 9:21 am

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I thought Frank Zappa died-ooh, that’s mean, I’m sorry…

Comment by michelle — April 20, 2012 @ 2:10 am

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Hey, since two and a half men, it’s been tough, you know??

Comment by Paul — June 7, 2012 @ 7:19 pm

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Actually I’m not really the conductor of the New York Philharmonic, but I did sleep in the parking lot of a Holiday Inn Express last night…

Comment by Russ — August 12, 2012 @ 12:43 pm

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