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DeKalb County Mugshot No. 2887
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  • Just one more question before I check into the presidential suite; what is the thread count on the sheets?

    • Comment by drunker — May 11, 2009 @ 2:15 pm


  • HOLY SHIT! Oma Rosa finally killed Janice Dickenson! All of our prayers have been answered!

    • Comment by MTCIZZLE — June 18, 2009 @ 3:36 pm


  • Wait, wait, wait! Is that a…Yes it sure is. It’s a Nikon COOLPIX S620. I will have you know “Mr. Police Photographer”, that I absolutely refuse to be photographed with anything less than a Canon EOS Digital SLR Rebel XTi EF-S with a medium telephoto lens set to soft focus with a blue ocean filter to enhance my oh-so-daring ebony eyes and caramel/chocolate skin tones. Now, is that bitch at the front desk gonna give me back my lip liner or am I gonna hafta get nasty!

    • Comment by Skyebeka — June 19, 2009 @ 11:26 am


  • What bitch? Don’t you know I’m Foxy Brown’s body double? She’s supposed to be in here not me!

    • Comment by Lioness — July 30, 2009 @ 6:47 am


  • Why am I so calm? Everyone knows the first lady is allowed to get away with murder.

    • Comment by Joe — July 30, 2009 @ 7:08 pm


  • yes i charge 60 for head and 120 for sex.

    • Comment by N8T13 — August 5, 2009 @ 1:41 pm


  • Is there anyone out there???

    • Comment by General Buffoonery — August 7, 2009 @ 2:22 pm


  • (In a southern accent) Hi my name is Candace Victoria Reed and I’m Miss Georgia! (Smiling and showing her pearly white with a twinkle *ting*) I honestly don’t know what I am doing in this cell with all these common prostitutes! I just got off to go to the rest room after the pageant bus broke down in front of that truck stop…I swear!

    • Comment by Sexy Diva 34 — August 20, 2009 @ 7:54 pm


  • Hi, I’m Muffin. Is this the Young Republicans meeting?

    • Comment by AXCordova — August 21, 2009 @ 10:17 pm


  • On the evening in question, per se, your honor…..

    • Comment by ICEMAN — August 28, 2009 @ 5:08 pm


  • psssttt…..come here you! You still want that head job? You know I don’t usually do this but since you my boy…I got chu!!

    • Comment by mzhammond — September 14, 2009 @ 7:52 am


  • so i say to biff and tad, look, real black people, let’s get them to say something, it’ll be a hoot! and like,they got realy mad and BLA BLA BLA!!!!!!!!!

    • Comment by just me — September 19, 2009 @ 7:09 am


  • they finally got anita hill. way to go clarence thomas.

    • Comment by tony — September 27, 2009 @ 7:33 am


  • Is this the camera right here?

    • Comment by Michelle — September 28, 2009 @ 12:50 pm


  • wait is that a pimple? Oh no it can’t be a pimple,

    • Comment by Tiffygirl — October 3, 2009 @ 8:24 pm


  • Do you think i can have a copy of this pic, so that i can send it to Tyra Banks

    • Comment by Sabrina Brown — October 15, 2009 @ 11:40 am


  • we can do it right here. I’m not scared

    • Comment by lee — October 17, 2009 @ 1:49 pm


  • I just saved a lot of money on my car insurance!

    • Comment by mike — October 17, 2009 @ 5:57 pm


  • Look..I will be nice and tell you this only once! Touch my hair and this bitch is gonna set it off in here like a Real World reunion!

    • Comment by mannec — October 20, 2009 @ 7:50 pm


  • Shoo Boo! Wha U mean this aint the license office line. Y I B in cuffs? I wanna c yo soo peerior. stat

    • Comment by ShiTiTs Magoo — December 4, 2009 @ 11:38 am


  • “Barack gonna buy me some Real Bling or I’m gonna beat him down till he wishes he was Tiger Woods!… You see this sh*tty silver Chain I’m wearing? It was a gift from Hugo Chavez! What did Barack give me? Two Kids and a Dog that craps all over the white house lawn? You can’t buy no crack with that sh*t!”

    “Bling, mothaf**ka, Bling!!!”

    • Comment by Jonny Mordant — December 14, 2009 @ 2:52 am


  • don’t let this smile fool you i’m still coming 4 you believe dat! :(

    • Comment by money — December 27, 2009 @ 10:09 am


  • What Ev’z.. I know we all look alike. I’m Ossama’s wife, I am 2nd wife to the united continent. shoooo. booooo.

    • Comment by ShiTiTs Magoo — January 27, 2010 @ 11:55 pm


  • well yes she is black, but that doesn’t mean she stole all the jewelry she’s wearing

    • Comment by Bill — February 5, 2010 @ 12:14 am


  • I’m not worried. I know “the secret” and if i believe i’m not in here soon I won’t be!

    • Comment by Chrissy — March 11, 2010 @ 10:34 pm


  • look at me! do you really think I would do something like that?

    • Comment by bill — March 28, 2010 @ 10:32 am


  • Did you say “Americas Next Top Model”?? Hell Yea!!! i’ll smile for the camera!!!!

    • Comment by Roslyn — April 21, 2010 @ 11:35 am


  • You must understand one thing, The Evil Twin is very tired tonite. His last caption was a little off. In fact, he even gave me the keys to this cell. LATER, BITCH!

    • Comment by The Evil Twin — April 26, 2010 @ 7:32 pm


  • I hope Barak doesn’t see this!

    • Comment by Mike — June 4, 2010 @ 11:52 pm


  • seriously you don’t have a compact or mirror i can use?

    • Comment by spider — June 12, 2010 @ 6:59 am


  • i r eally hate pimples, they can really ruin your day.-”-

    • Comment by Rosie Khan — June 17, 2010 @ 9:03 pm


  • pimples are really annoying, you can kill them using benzoyl peroxide but it will also make your skin red.-`”

    • Comment by Genesis Alexander — July 27, 2010 @ 10:33 am


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