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I bet he's the coolest in the trailer park. He gets Dish TV, Direct TV AND XM radio with those satellite ears!
- j-me D
Mr. Sheen, Have you been drinking Tigers blood again? Is that a WIINNNERR's wheelchair is see?
- j-me D
Mrs. Gustafson, who had faithfully worked 50 years as a clerk for the DMV without an absence, is seen in this mugshot after she got up from her desk, said she'd had it with doing "the same frickin' thing" for half a century, poured pop on a shocked co-worker, and then offered to blow every male in the courthouse, including the judge. Officers restrained her as she tried to remove her blouse. Her mortified sons said she just wasn't feeling well. But she told reporters that she "hadn't felt this good since the district attorney tickled my rabbit when we were back in high school."
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Just one more question before I check into the presidential suite; what is the thread count on the sheets?
HOLY SHIT! Oma Rosa finally killed Janice Dickenson! All of our prayers have been answered!
Wait, wait, wait! Is that a…Yes it sure is. It’s a Nikon COOLPIX S620. I will have you know “Mr. Police Photographer”, that I absolutely refuse to be photographed with anything less than a Canon EOS Digital SLR Rebel XTi EF-S with a medium telephoto lens set to soft focus with a blue ocean filter to enhance my oh-so-daring ebony eyes and caramel/chocolate skin tones. Now, is that bitch at the front desk gonna give me back my lip liner or am I gonna hafta get nasty!
What bitch? Don’t you know I’m Foxy Brown’s body double? She’s supposed to be in here not me!
Why am I so calm? Everyone knows the first lady is allowed to get away with murder.
yes i charge 60 for head and 120 for sex.
Is there anyone out there???
(In a southern accent) Hi my name is Candace Victoria Reed and I’m Miss Georgia! (Smiling and showing her pearly white with a twinkle *ting*) I honestly don’t know what I am doing in this cell with all these common prostitutes! I just got off to go to the rest room after the pageant bus broke down in front of that truck stop…I swear!
Hi, I’m Muffin. Is this the Young Republicans meeting?
On the evening in question, per se, your honor…..
psssttt…..come here you! You still want that head job? You know I don’t usually do this but since you my boy…I got chu!!
so i say to biff and tad, look, real black people, let’s get them to say something, it’ll be a hoot! and like,they got realy mad and BLA BLA BLA!!!!!!!!!
they finally got anita hill. way to go clarence thomas.
Is this the camera right here?
wait is that a pimple? Oh no it can’t be a pimple,
Do you think i can have a copy of this pic, so that i can send it to Tyra Banks
we can do it right here. I’m not scared
I just saved a lot of money on my car insurance!
Look..I will be nice and tell you this only once! Touch my hair and this bitch is gonna set it off in here like a Real World reunion!
Shoo Boo! Wha U mean this aint the license office line. Y I B in cuffs? I wanna c yo soo peerior. stat
“Barack gonna buy me some Real Bling or I’m gonna beat him down till he wishes he was Tiger Woods!… You see this sh*tty silver Chain I’m wearing? It was a gift from Hugo Chavez! What did Barack give me? Two Kids and a Dog that craps all over the white house lawn? You can’t buy no crack with that sh*t!”
“Bling, mothaf**ka, Bling!!!”
don’t let this smile fool you i’m still coming 4 you believe dat! :(
What Ev’z.. I know we all look alike. I’m Ossama’s wife, I am 2nd wife to the united continent. shoooo. booooo.
well yes she is black, but that doesn’t mean she stole all the jewelry she’s wearing
I’m not worried. I know “the secret” and if i believe i’m not in here soon I won’t be!
look at me! do you really think I would do something like that?
Did you say “Americas Next Top Model”?? Hell Yea!!! i’ll smile for the camera!!!!
You must understand one thing, The Evil Twin is very tired tonite. His last caption was a little off. In fact, he even gave me the keys to this cell. LATER, BITCH!
I hope Barak doesn’t see this!
seriously you don’t have a compact or mirror i can use?
i r eally hate pimples, they can really ruin your day.-”-
pimples are really annoying, you can kill them using benzoyl peroxide but it will also make your skin red.-`”
there is no permament cure for pimples, you can only control its symptoms”:.
I told that bitch, diet coke, and she gon give me a regular coke, i had to whoop her ass, cant u see im a model, she was hatin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
on the next episode of Apprentice……ME! im ready Donald Trump!
Yo, I be’s da baddest b, for’ real doe! I wannabe a high fashion model! Y’all from 7 Days/7 Nights???
pimples really make crazy, i hate them and i want to get rid of them forever.*”
there isn’t that much you can on pimples, you can just control them using benzoyl peroxide or something*;:
Wait wait i can not be in here i am to good to be in here i will give you a blow job just don’t tell my mom and dad i have been in here my dad will cut me off PLEASE PLEASE!!!!
there is no other disease that can really annoy your face, pimples really suck *`,
No,you don’t understand. I can’t be arrested for shoplifting, for the simple reason that I prayed for a parking spot at Nordstrom’s. God meant to bless me - I named it and claimed it. His will be done.
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