YOU CAN'T ARREST ME! IM BUCKWHEAT'S LITTLE
BABY SISTER! - BELINDA BAKER
I bet he's the coolest in the trailer park. He gets Dish TV, Direct TV AND XM radio with those satellite ears! - j-me D
Mr. Sheen, Have you been drinking Tigers blood again? Is that a WIINNNERR's wheelchair is see? - j-me D
Mrs. Gustafson, who had faithfully worked 50 years as a clerk for the DMV without an absence, is seen in this mugshot after she got up from her desk, said she'd had it with doing "the same frickin' thing" for half a century, poured pop on a shocked co-worker, and then offered to blow every male in the courthouse, including the judge. Officers restrained her as she tried to remove her blouse. Her mortified sons said she just wasn't feeling well. But she told reporters that she "hadn't felt this good since the district attorney tickled my rabbit when we were back in high school." - Mark
Is that Meth in your pocket, or are you happy to see me?…. I really hope it’s Meth, not that I am a meth head but I really hope that is meth in your pocket, please say it’s meth, please, please,please,please,please!!!!!
I’m the real biological Munster daughter, not that ho that got the part, the money, the press, while I worked at the frickin mall at Cinnabun. Who does that b…ch think she is? Hey, SKANK! I got a long memory. I’ll find you, even if you’re doing HSN.
Now I will seduce you with my sexy glance….what? Not working? Damn I’m one tired hoe….
Damn, someone needs to put Samara back in the well.
This is my Ringu face so go easy on me, will ya?
Angelina Jolie circa 1994
Hey photo dude! Are you a virgin? My coven would like to make you our next sacrifice.
If you put me in jail I’ll feast on your liver too.
Elvira’s step-sister lookin for attention again!
No, REALLY I AM Elvira… here, look from this angle.
Is that Meth in your pocket, or are you happy to see me?…. I really hope it’s Meth, not that I am a meth head but I really hope that is meth in your pocket, please say it’s meth, please, please,please,please,please!!!!!
I will eat your liver, when I get out
Whatever you say, Mr. Manson
Heroin is a hell of a drug.
ladies n gents Jack is back !!!
Thank you. May I have another?
(I knew I should’ve just went to sleep instead of going to cope some more!)
Sssseeven dayyyssssss….
Wednesday Addams!!!!!
when i shake my root bag your nuts are going to fall to the floor.
i use to be an astronaut…..can i have my diapers back??? i have to go..
the voices told me not to smile
Hey Im famous didnt you see that movie I was in. You’ll pay for this!
Braaaaaiiinnnnnsss…
Heyy cameraman you know you want me. no man can resist my sexy stare you want me admit it….
I looked into the TV…Now I’m back from the well!
YOU KNOW YOU WANNA F**K ME CAUSE IF I WAS YOU I WOULD F**K ME
scary. i actually know this woman…
Puggsley, you gotta get me outta here!
CARIE, is that you?
Are you scared? Do you want to be? Keep looking in to my eyes. I will steal your soul..
Where are those pesky dalmations? Cruella Deville needs her coat!
i want to suckyour blood! Aand whatever else you got
You are doing it wrong.
im going to suck the life out of you
ozzy told me he was comming back
“What makes you think that all I’ve done since co-staring in “Beetle juice” is smoke speed and sausage?”
DID I MISS THE AUDITIONS FOR THE RING??
i will eat yo heart
“uhhh ma’am… your free to go. god uh uh i mean devil bless you”
after the exorcism
The devil made me do it, hey can you put me in with charles manson.
YAY!finaly outta that well some dumb ass put down a latter
“Talking to me ?”
i would let her suck my dick
I hope uncle ozzy gets me out soon
Repeat Offender of the Week- Wednesday Addams
But i swear it was Flinstones kids, not Xanax!!
Carrie II!!!
Is that Nicole Richie or my ex?
i want to kill u.and eat u!!!
i can’t wait to cut my wrist in jail
Welcome to the dark side”!!
B*tch watch your back !
it’s okay imma get your ass when you’re sleep !
Come to mommy!
How come edward or Jacob didnt save her
You really don’t want to go ther…I will end you
marilyn mansons twin sister!
I thought I was going to an audition for a remake of ‘The Munsters’!
You like Twilight too?! Go team Jacob!!!!!
bloody marys back maaahahahahahaha
I Thought They Said I Was Tryin Out For The Grugde 2 ….
I’m a vampire from Twilight
I was supposed to be the grudge girl until I got arrested.
Man that looks like my ex wife she is good at putting speals on you if you don’t let her suck you off and put in her butt before she sucks you off
JUST WAIT TILL YOU GO TO SLEEP BUD!!
I’m the real biological Munster daughter, not that ho that got the part, the money, the press, while I worked at the frickin mall at Cinnabun. Who does that b…ch think she is? Hey, SKANK! I got a long memory. I’ll find you, even if you’re doing HSN.
Im casting a spell on all of you right now.
i can blow shit up with my mind
Oh look yall that lil girl from The Ring finally DID get out of that well!