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Caption Archive I aint lyin!! I gots my own VH1 reality show! It called "Fantasia For Real"
- Chrissy
Shit this aint my first roll in the hay
- Chrissy
C'mon she wanted it
- Chrissy
....Nothin' Compares
- Chrissy
Now I will seduce you with my sexy glance….what? Not working? Damn I’m one tired hoe….
Damn, someone needs to put Samara back in the well.
This is my Ringu face so go easy on me, will ya?
Angelina Jolie circa 1994
Hey photo dude! Are you a virgin? My coven would like to make you our next sacrifice.
If you put me in jail I’ll feast on your liver too.
Elvira’s step-sister lookin for attention again!
No, REALLY I AM Elvira… here, look from this angle.
Is that Meth in your pocket, or are you happy to see me?…. I really hope it’s Meth, not that I am a meth head but I really hope that is meth in your pocket, please say it’s meth, please, please,please,please,please!!!!!
I will eat your liver, when I get out
Whatever you say, Mr. Manson
Heroin is a hell of a drug.
ladies n gents Jack is back !!!
Thank you. May I have another?
(I knew I should’ve just went to sleep instead of going to cope some more!)
Sssseeven dayyyssssss….
Wednesday Addams!!!!!
when i shake my root bag your nuts are going to fall to the floor.
i use to be an astronaut…..can i have my diapers back??? i have to go..
the voices told me not to smile
Hey Im famous didnt you see that movie I was in. You’ll pay for this!
Braaaaaiiinnnnnsss…
Heyy cameraman you know you want me. no man can resist my sexy stare you want me admit it….
I looked into the TV…Now I’m back from the well!
YOU KNOW YOU WANNA F**K ME CAUSE IF I WAS YOU I WOULD F**K ME
scary. i actually know this woman…
Puggsley, you gotta get me outta here!
CARIE, is that you?
Are you scared? Do you want to be? Keep looking in to my eyes. I will steal your soul..
Where are those pesky dalmations? Cruella Deville needs her coat!
i want to suckyour blood! Aand whatever else you got
You are doing it wrong.
im going to suck the life out of you
ozzy told me he was comming back
“What makes you think that all I’ve done since co-staring in “Beetle juice” is smoke speed and sausage?”
DID I MISS THE AUDITIONS FOR THE RING??
i will eat yo heart
“uhhh ma’am… your free to go. god uh uh i mean devil bless you”
after the exorcism
The devil made me do it, hey can you put me in with charles manson.
YAY!finaly outta that well some dumb ass put down a latter
“Talking to me ?”
i would let her suck my dick
I hope uncle ozzy gets me out soon