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Now I will seduce you with my sexy glance….what? Not working? Damn I’m one tired hoe….

Comment by SpoiledRotten_Bunny — March 11, 2009 @ 9:34 am

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Damn, someone needs to put Samara back in the well.

Comment by kara — March 12, 2009 @ 7:14 pm

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This is my Ringu face so go easy on me, will ya?

Comment by Hellucinator — March 13, 2009 @ 4:09 am

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Angelina Jolie circa 1994

Comment by lexi — March 18, 2009 @ 11:58 am

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Hey photo dude! Are you a virgin? My coven would like to make you our next sacrifice.

Comment by JayTee — March 18, 2009 @ 9:50 pm

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If you put me in jail I’ll feast on your liver too.

Comment by Tweek — March 19, 2009 @ 3:51 pm

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Elvira’s step-sister lookin for attention again!

Comment by Gotcha — June 5, 2009 @ 1:23 pm

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No, REALLY I AM Elvira… here, look from this angle.

Comment by Doc — June 5, 2009 @ 9:16 pm

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Is that Meth in your pocket, or are you happy to see me?…. I really hope it’s Meth, not that I am a meth head but I really hope that is meth in your pocket, please say it’s meth, please, please,please,please,please!!!!!

Comment by Korleonis — June 8, 2009 @ 4:41 pm

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I will eat your liver, when I get out

Comment by Swooper — June 9, 2009 @ 12:03 am

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Whatever you say, Mr. Manson

Comment by Wulfram — June 10, 2009 @ 4:28 pm

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Heroin is a hell of a drug.

Comment by sherm — June 14, 2009 @ 7:59 pm

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ladies n gents Jack is back !!!

Comment by j midd — June 16, 2009 @ 1:11 am

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Thank you. May I have another?

Comment by Jimbo — June 21, 2009 @ 7:16 am

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(I knew I should’ve just went to sleep instead of going to cope some more!)

Comment by N. chalant — June 24, 2009 @ 10:22 am

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Sssseeven dayyyssssss….

Comment by Jason — June 26, 2009 @ 3:55 pm

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Wednesday Addams!!!!!

Comment by Tom Doniphan — July 1, 2009 @ 1:16 pm

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when i shake my root bag your nuts are going to fall to the floor.

Comment by rudstud — July 6, 2009 @ 4:58 pm

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i use to be an astronaut…..can i have my diapers back??? i have to go..

Comment by key — July 17, 2009 @ 2:25 pm

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the voices told me not to smile

Comment by N8T13 — August 5, 2009 @ 1:47 pm

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Hey Im famous didnt you see that movie I was in. You’ll pay for this!

Comment by A — August 6, 2009 @ 12:17 pm

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Braaaaaiiinnnnnsss…

Comment by mama_mia — August 19, 2009 @ 11:54 am

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Heyy cameraman you know you want me. no man can resist my sexy stare you want me admit it….

Comment by backtoreality — August 21, 2009 @ 2:56 pm

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I looked into the TV…Now I’m back from the well!

Comment by Stacie Mendricks — August 31, 2009 @ 1:59 pm

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YOU KNOW YOU WANNA F**K ME CAUSE IF I WAS YOU I WOULD F**K ME

Comment by FONZI — September 4, 2009 @ 12:34 am

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scary. i actually know this woman…

Comment by cr4ckr0ck — September 25, 2009 @ 12:48 pm

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Puggsley, you gotta get me outta here!

Comment by tony — September 27, 2009 @ 7:43 am

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CARIE, is that you?

Comment by Michelle — September 28, 2009 @ 12:24 pm

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Are you scared? Do you want to be? Keep looking in to my eyes. I will steal your soul..

Comment by Tiffany Roberts — October 3, 2009 @ 8:03 pm

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Where are those pesky dalmations? Cruella Deville needs her coat!

Comment by E — October 13, 2009 @ 8:07 am

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i want to suckyour blood! Aand whatever else you got

Comment by lee — October 17, 2009 @ 1:46 pm

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You are doing it wrong.

Comment by itpdude — October 26, 2009 @ 5:28 pm

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im going to suck the life out of you

Comment by jasmine — November 26, 2009 @ 9:24 pm

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ozzy told me he was comming back

Comment by leigh thomas — November 27, 2009 @ 9:15 am

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“What makes you think that all I’ve done since co-staring in “Beetle juice” is smoke speed and sausage?”

Comment by Jonny Mordant — December 14, 2009 @ 3:33 am

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DID I MISS THE AUDITIONS FOR THE RING??

Comment by canaan — December 18, 2009 @ 4:42 pm

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i will eat yo heart

Comment by zion — December 20, 2009 @ 1:43 pm

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“uhhh ma’am… your free to go. god uh uh i mean devil bless you”

Comment by pjm — December 30, 2009 @ 1:58 pm

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after the exorcism

Comment by rochelle — January 2, 2010 @ 9:23 pm

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The devil made me do it, hey can you put me in with charles manson.

Comment by aicsob — January 3, 2010 @ 8:49 am

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YAY!finaly outta that well some dumb ass put down a latter

Comment by robin w — January 9, 2010 @ 10:38 pm

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“Talking to me ?”

Comment by Grog — January 11, 2010 @ 1:35 pm

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i would let her suck my dick

Comment by hoe boy — March 10, 2010 @ 4:54 pm

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I hope uncle ozzy gets me out soon

Comment by Chrissy — March 11, 2010 @ 10:00 pm

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Repeat Offender of the Week- Wednesday Addams

Comment by James Flames — March 24, 2010 @ 9:03 pm

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But i swear it was Flinstones kids, not Xanax!!

Comment by Roslyn — April 21, 2010 @ 12:39 pm

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Carrie II!!!

Comment by Patty Melt — April 23, 2010 @ 11:58 am

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Is that Nicole Richie or my ex?

Comment by Mike — June 4, 2010 @ 11:55 pm

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i want to kill u.and eat u!!!

Comment by leah hale — June 27, 2010 @ 11:09 pm

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i can’t wait to cut my wrist in jail

Comment by nitro22 — July 28, 2010 @ 10:17 pm

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Welcome to the dark side”!!

Comment by Roslyn — July 29, 2010 @ 11:05 am

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