What do you mean, “Who the f… are you?” I’m a motherf…in Buddhist monk. Those dudes may look like wimp-asses, but they bad motherf…ers. Al that chantin’ - probly some ugly ass curse they puttin’ on da’ man. I figure if I be one of ‘em, they’d teach me how to f..k up the po-lice wit’ a gong and some of their Buddhist jive. Hell- I might hang with the Dali Lamba, or whatever dude calls himself.

Peek-A-Boo! I see you…

You mean, you can still see me?

Count Blacula, Dracula’s distant cousin, prefers the color orange to red and black.

It’s so cold in the D….

Cold … oh so cold …