YOU CAN'T ARREST ME! IM BUCKWHEAT'S LITTLE
BABY SISTER! - BELINDA BAKER
I bet he's the coolest in the trailer park. He gets Dish TV, Direct TV AND XM radio with those satellite ears! - j-me D
Mr. Sheen, Have you been drinking Tigers blood again? Is that a WIINNNERR's wheelchair is see? - j-me D
Mrs. Gustafson, who had faithfully worked 50 years as a clerk for the DMV without an absence, is seen in this mugshot after she got up from her desk, said she'd had it with doing "the same frickin' thing" for half a century, poured pop on a shocked co-worker, and then offered to blow every male in the courthouse, including the judge. Officers restrained her as she tried to remove her blouse. Her mortified sons said she just wasn't feeling well. But she told reporters that she "hadn't felt this good since the district attorney tickled my rabbit when we were back in high school." - Mark
In a crowded room of people talking, my voice is the loudest.
Maybe I can use this as my facebook Profile Pic.
feel’en better now that we,er though feeling better cause i,am over you
If I smile big, they won’t think I did anything wrong
OMG then these guys in Blue walked up and asked what I was doing and then……
I lied when told the cop I was MEXICAN so can i leave now?
im stupid im faboulous!!!yeah im in jail!!!lets paaaarrrtttayyy!!!
See these hoop earrings, i use them to hang my high heels in during sex.
i I thought this was the auditions for Real WOrld!!!!
Of course i use whitestrips!! see how white and pretty my teeth are?
Black men has nice BIGGGGGG Dicks
I know I look sweet and pure ,but the thurt is i love to do it with both black women and men,please don’t tell Mom
and Dad
haveyou ever seen someone swallow a donkey dick?