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I JUST got my teeth bleached!

Comment by coffee achiever — April 28, 2009 @ 3:47 pm

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I’m so excited, I’ve never done this before!

Comment by chris — June 3, 2009 @ 11:36 am

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I really needed a headshot for my new modeling career but with the way this economy is going, I didn’t have the cash. I knew I could get a great photo if I could only get arrested! Here I am!!!

Comment by Francisco — June 10, 2009 @ 9:21 pm

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cocaine and novacaine -”Icant feel my face…really…I cant”

Comment by david — June 15, 2009 @ 5:46 pm

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Myeeees? I had a stroooooke!!

Comment by Wouter — June 24, 2009 @ 9:30 am

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I’ll grind your penis with my teeth to make me bread!

Comment by jw — June 30, 2009 @ 3:17 pm

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I am resigning from the governorship of Alaska.

Comment by flournoy8 — July 4, 2009 @ 11:39 am

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my smile is almost as big as my
hoo haw…….

Comment by key — July 17, 2009 @ 2:43 pm

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I can smell your soul

Comment by Lioness — July 30, 2009 @ 6:45 am

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i didnt do it!!! but if i did is he dead???

Comment by sillyseattlegirl — July 30, 2009 @ 11:40 am

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I’m so happy! This will be my first family reunion!

Comment by Joe — July 30, 2009 @ 6:57 pm

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Dammit I picked up the wrong dentures.

Comment by Ben Dover — August 19, 2009 @ 8:05 pm

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I may look totally vanilla but give me a sec….I’ll go put on my dominatrix outfit!

Comment by Sexy Diva 34 — August 20, 2009 @ 8:09 pm

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i’m really pat robertson in drag.

Comment by tony — September 27, 2009 @ 7:52 am

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I am so proud! My kindergarten class is going to love this.

Comment by Michelle — September 28, 2009 @ 12:48 pm

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Havin a lazy eye is so cool cuz I can look at my bf and the dude at the other table at the same time…

Comment by Tiffygirl — October 3, 2009 @ 8:51 pm

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So you will call me when I get out! Great! I am sooo happy!

Comment by mannec — October 20, 2009 @ 7:35 pm

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is my right eye moving again…gang!!!all my school picture are messed up

Comment by canaan — December 18, 2009 @ 4:51 pm

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I dont think she knows where she is… jail is nothing to smile about.. but this girl might get off with a blowjob

Comment by Bill — February 5, 2010 @ 12:18 am

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