YOU CAN'T ARREST ME! IM BUCKWHEAT'S LITTLE
BABY SISTER! - BELINDA BAKER
I bet he's the coolest in the trailer park. He gets Dish TV, Direct TV AND XM radio with those satellite ears! - j-me D
Mr. Sheen, Have you been drinking Tigers blood again? Is that a WIINNNERR's wheelchair is see? - j-me D
Mrs. Gustafson, who had faithfully worked 50 years as a clerk for the DMV without an absence, is seen in this mugshot after she got up from her desk, said she'd had it with doing "the same frickin' thing" for half a century, poured pop on a shocked co-worker, and then offered to blow every male in the courthouse, including the judge. Officers restrained her as she tried to remove her blouse. Her mortified sons said she just wasn't feeling well. But she told reporters that she "hadn't felt this good since the district attorney tickled my rabbit when we were back in high school." - Mark
I really needed a headshot for my new modeling career but with the way this economy is going, I didn’t have the cash. I knew I could get a great photo if I could only get arrested! Here I am!!!
I JUST got my teeth bleached!
I’m so excited, I’ve never done this before!
I really needed a headshot for my new modeling career but with the way this economy is going, I didn’t have the cash. I knew I could get a great photo if I could only get arrested! Here I am!!!
cocaine and novacaine -”Icant feel my face…really…I cant”
Myeeees? I had a stroooooke!!
I’ll grind your penis with my teeth to make me bread!
I am resigning from the governorship of Alaska.
my smile is almost as big as my
hoo haw…….
I can smell your soul
i didnt do it!!! but if i did is he dead???
I’m so happy! This will be my first family reunion!
Dammit I picked up the wrong dentures.
I may look totally vanilla but give me a sec….I’ll go put on my dominatrix outfit!
i’m really pat robertson in drag.
I am so proud! My kindergarten class is going to love this.
Havin a lazy eye is so cool cuz I can look at my bf and the dude at the other table at the same time…
So you will call me when I get out! Great! I am sooo happy!
is my right eye moving again…gang!!!all my school picture are messed up
I dont think she knows where she is… jail is nothing to smile about.. but this girl might get off with a blowjob
one, two, three…. Cheeeeeeese
NOW I CAN GET MY MODELING CAREER ON A GREAT START…
i have never done plastic surgery at home. just look at this innocent face
hmmm im not wonder,i get to see my man now !
They call me muffy-soon as these charges are dropped
I will marry, and then they will be calling me Ms Ann
I am ready for my mug shot!
this is great…now i can finally get some sleep…i really need some sleep….really
what ever that was that came out of your penis made my teeth so white lets do it again
“You ever dance with the devil, by the pale moonlight?”
Gawd ! I think my girl-girl fantasy is about to come true ! Can’t wait for the friday night dance.
“I’ve got some booze around at my place
So come along and have some fun”
Looks like Sarah Palin banged the Joker and this is their mutant offspring.
I like long walks on the beach, romantic songs….. what do you mean this is’nt match .com
I’ll gobble your wiener!!!!