Meet John: IQ 150. Plays Chopin flawlessly on the piano. Reads Feuerbach in the original German. Patented a self-flushing potty chair at age 2. Youngest graduate of Harvard. Arrested on suspicion of stalking after his apartment was found wall-papered with pictures of the academic dean and he was seated nude in front of a shrine in her honor, chanting mating rituals in an obscure Maori dialect. Would you let your daughter date him? Uh, that would be a no. - Mark
I’m the kind of girl your mother warned you about.
So, do you have a date for homecoming?
I was sooooooo drunk when I was drawing on my eyebrows..what..you can tell?!?
i love the way warm pee feels running down my leg
EYEBROW WAS JUSTA MIZTAKE BUT IM REALLY A SWEET LITTLE CAREER CRIMINAL THAT LIKES YOUR CREDIT CARD
Hey, thats my babysitter
I want to be your boyfriend. *seriously face*
dont be lookin at my eyebrows fool.
Damn I should not have gotten that drunk and drove through the gas station…but I really needed a cigar what else was a bitch to do?