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I’m the kind of girl your mother warned you about.
So, do you have a date for homecoming?
I was sooooooo drunk when I was drawing on my eyebrows..what..you can tell?!?
i love the way warm pee feels running down my leg
EYEBROW WAS JUSTA MIZTAKE BUT IM REALLY A SWEET LITTLE CAREER CRIMINAL THAT LIKES YOUR CREDIT CARD
Hey, thats my babysitter
I want to be your boyfriend. *seriously face*
dont be lookin at my eyebrows fool.
Damn I should not have gotten that drunk and drove through the gas station…but I really needed a cigar what else was a bitch to do?
“my bunkie did my eyebrows” hahah
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I’m the kind of girl your mother warned you about.
So, do you have a date for homecoming?
I was sooooooo drunk when I was drawing on my eyebrows..what..you can tell?!?
i love the way warm pee feels running down my leg
EYEBROW WAS JUSTA MIZTAKE BUT IM REALLY A SWEET LITTLE CAREER CRIMINAL THAT LIKES YOUR CREDIT CARD
Hey, thats my babysitter
I want to be your boyfriend. *seriously face*
dont be lookin at my eyebrows fool.
Damn I should not have gotten that drunk and drove through the gas station…but I really needed a cigar what else was a bitch to do?
“my bunkie did my eyebrows” hahah