Meet John: IQ 150. Plays Chopin flawlessly on the piano. Reads Feuerbach in the original German. Patented a self-flushing potty chair at age 2. Youngest graduate of Harvard. Arrested on suspicion of stalking after his apartment was found wall-papered with pictures of the academic dean and he was seated nude in front of a shrine in her honor, chanting mating rituals in an obscure Maori dialect. Would you let your daughter date him? Uh, that would be a no. - Mark
Gang bang canceled.
At least I got to put on my fashionable top before I was taken in.
“Hurry up and get this over with so I can go back to “THE HILLS !!”
Get at ‘em now boys before they start to sag.
Twenty more tricks and these babies will be paid for.
If this is a team mom. Looks like I’mm into sports from now on.
She is getting a mug shot and it STILL looks like the wind is blowing through her hair. That’s REAL class.
I’m going to kill that bitch. I should have never listened to her about running my boyfriend over with the car. How could I have been so stupid? Damn.