Meet John: IQ 150. Plays Chopin flawlessly on the piano. Reads Feuerbach in the original German. Patented a self-flushing potty chair at age 2. Youngest graduate of Harvard. Arrested on suspicion of stalking after his apartment was found wall-papered with pictures of the academic dean and he was seated nude in front of a shrine in her honor, chanting mating rituals in an obscure Maori dialect. Would you let your daughter date him? Uh, that would be a no. - Mark
Uh…seriously, where’s the wind coming from?
Someone just farted rignt in her direction!….
The Breeze is coming from between her ears.
Apparently lingerie model carry around their own wind machines.
Apparently lingerie models carry around their own wind machines! lol
I don’t want a lifetime with you, but a hot weekend would be nice.
I could s*ck on those all nite .
Chairman of the Tig Bitty Committee!
I wanna be Paris Hilton on a five finger discount kinda budget
All I wanted was a ride damn. I thought flashing my tits was the same as lifting my thumb….guess I was wrong…