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- owhy
wrecked em? damn near killed em!
- owhy
There can only be one highlander!
- owhy
SHE SUCKS DICK FOR FREE!
- hoe boy
Beck has a new gay look.
Why are you laughing? I’m straight. Really, I am. Oh nevermind.
NOBODY puts baby in a corner!
mommy? is that you??
I knew I shoulda wore pasties when I put on my sexy mesh ensemble…
i just want to see the shoes! i just KNOW they were FIERCE bitches!!!
Are y’all the fashion police?
“It’s for my poor circulation!”
It was a dare…I SWEAR
Have you seen my friend? You know kinda tall, muscular guy with bleach blond hair wearing a black mesh shirt like mine? Oh never mind…there he is! Christopher! Where have you been?
fame!…i want to live forever…
But I’m a princess,
What???…This isn’t the audition site for “Flashdance…The Musical”
Look at me I’m Sandra Dee!!!
i also have on my new button down ass flaps on, the one with the wide strip, just pull down velcro strip, ((((BAM))))) instant ass hole access, no droping the pants around the ankles. wide strip, pro homo, thin strip rookie homo, clean wipe off with every exit.
I drop the soap on purpose.
Officer, I swear my thirteen year old sister and her friends jumped me and put these clothes on me and threw me on that street corner!
It’s raining men! Hallelujah!
“Damn Nicca I Kno Im GaY Nd I Give Becky So Wat Dha Fuk Yhus Lukin Ayt:!!!
!!!!HELL!!!!
(AP)-Assassinated Press
Headline: Suspect Arrested at “Blades Of Glory” Audition…
A man (man? confirmation pending…) was arrested at Tuesdays audition for the Gay Ass film “Blades Of Glory” in Philadelphia! The suspect has not been formally charged, but is being investigated for overt acts of gayness on a scale not seen since Osama Bin Laden’s last Valentines Day Video-Card to his nephew Barack Obama: (excerpt) “Barack, thank you for the Chocolates, the heart shaped box had been crushed beyond recognition by the time it reached my cave, I was using the chocolates as rectal laxatives for a week before realizing you were not coming after my ass… Hope to see your Goat Raping, Uncle F**king A** in Peshawar at the next annual Ramadan gathering of terrorist motherf**kers!
With Love, your uncle; Osama Obama Bin Insane in the membrane Hussein Barack Assilikealickum Laden!
i thought this was the nutcracker??oh well can i crack yours
can i bend over now?
auditions for Rent are next week
BECK SAYS: I got two turn tables and my mesh shirt on….
my momma said she loves me even more, since we can share clothes.
OMGeeeee! There’s like a wicked dryaft in heeeere! What is this - the North Pole? If it is I’m climbing all the way to the top. Hello!
This guy looks like he was pulled out of a gay night club. Someone just told him that the guys in jail dont use lube.
so what…. i got arrested, but your ugly an your mom dresses you funny