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Shrieking in a cocoon made from dried vaginal discharge.
at a Grateful Dead concert after stealing my bottle of acid pills.
Earlier today. Wonder if he’ll come visit? Yeah, me neither.
Hi, my name is Kato Kaelin. What’s your name dude.
yeah, well ….i fell off the roof
…next in line to take his mug.
No really I have no idea where he is….
have you have you seen my baseball?
YA KNOW, IT’S HARD TO GET AWAY WITH MURDER WHEN U RUN AROUND WITH A CONFESSION ON YOUR SHIRT!!
Mr. Business owner: Do you care if I put something in your dumpster out back?
Will you help me find a new one?
lost “him”…found “her”
next on celebrities with out makeup…Jessica Simpson
Running for his life.
What do you mean you found him asleep in the attic! I swear we saw him fly away in that ballon!
You last saw him sometime in high school, sweetie. This gal ain’t the takin’ home kind. She’s the f*#$ and chuck kind.
i lost my mind instead of losing my boyfriend
i swear to god i thought that officer was my boyfriend
yea homer simpson
down here
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Shrieking in a cocoon made from dried vaginal discharge.
at a Grateful Dead concert after stealing my bottle of acid pills.
Earlier today. Wonder if he’ll come visit? Yeah, me neither.
Hi, my name is Kato Kaelin. What’s your name dude.
yeah, well ….i fell off the roof
…next in line to take his mug.
No really I have no idea where he is….
have you have you seen my baseball?
YA KNOW, IT’S HARD TO GET AWAY WITH MURDER WHEN U RUN AROUND WITH A CONFESSION ON YOUR SHIRT!!
Mr. Business owner: Do you care if I put something in your dumpster out back?
Will you help me find a new one?
lost “him”…found “her”
next on celebrities with out makeup…Jessica Simpson
Running for his life.
What do you mean you found him asleep in the attic! I swear we saw him fly away in that ballon!
You last saw him sometime in high school, sweetie. This gal ain’t the takin’ home kind. She’s the f*#$ and chuck kind.
i lost my mind instead of losing my boyfriend
i swear to god i thought that officer was my boyfriend
yea homer simpson
down here