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- BELINDA BAKER
I bet he's the coolest in the trailer park. He gets Dish TV, Direct TV AND XM radio with those satellite ears!
- j-me D
Mr. Sheen, Have you been drinking Tigers blood again? Is that a WIINNNERR's wheelchair is see?
- j-me D
Mrs. Gustafson, who had faithfully worked 50 years as a clerk for the DMV without an absence, is seen in this mugshot after she got up from her desk, said she'd had it with doing "the same frickin' thing" for half a century, poured pop on a shocked co-worker, and then offered to blow every male in the courthouse, including the judge. Officers restrained her as she tried to remove her blouse. Her mortified sons said she just wasn't feeling well. But she told reporters that she "hadn't felt this good since the district attorney tickled my rabbit when we were back in high school."
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Shrieking in a cocoon made from dried vaginal discharge.
at a Grateful Dead concert after stealing my bottle of acid pills.
Earlier today. Wonder if he’ll come visit? Yeah, me neither.
Hi, my name is Kato Kaelin. What’s your name dude.
yeah, well ….i fell off the roof
…next in line to take his mug.
No really I have no idea where he is….
have you have you seen my baseball?
YA KNOW, IT’S HARD TO GET AWAY WITH MURDER WHEN U RUN AROUND WITH A CONFESSION ON YOUR SHIRT!!
Mr. Business owner: Do you care if I put something in your dumpster out back?
Will you help me find a new one?
lost “him”…found “her”
next on celebrities with out makeup…Jessica Simpson
Running for his life.
What do you mean you found him asleep in the attic! I swear we saw him fly away in that ballon!
You last saw him sometime in high school, sweetie. This gal ain’t the takin’ home kind. She’s the f*#$ and chuck kind.
i lost my mind instead of losing my boyfriend
i swear to god i thought that officer was my boyfriend
yea homer simpson
down here
Don’t know about my boyfriend, but i think i am!!!!!
He said he wanted it to be like the first time - so I said “Okay, gimme twenty bucks”.
on the ground with a knife in his chest
your boyfriend was last seen in your dreams
I kissed a girl and I… Son of a bitch wrong shirt!!!!!
how long will this take, uncle/cousin Jim Bob is waiting for me to bring the rest of the mix for the meth…….hey you got any on ya
i dint mean to make mii bf go missing
Oh man i can’t blive i lost someone that fat and ugly oh well i guess i can get one of these officers to take me to bed!!!!!
yeah right, lost boyfriend, ran away after the roofies wore off.!