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Caption Archive I aint lyin!! I gots my own VH1 reality show! It called "Fantasia For Real"
- Chrissy
Shit this aint my first roll in the hay
- Chrissy
C'mon she wanted it
- Chrissy
....Nothin' Compares
- Chrissy
Looking at those hi-beams, I believe her.
I’ve heard of a lazy eye, but never a lazy eyelid…
That dude has nice tits.
Why do guy’s keep lookin at my chest and not my eyes?
Instead of me. that’s the last time i take the fall for Cletus’ pig farm/whore house
I wish i was there - ontop of those baps…
One of these eyes is not like the other can you tell me before I finish my song?
Welcome to E-hARMONY
COME SEE ME DANCE…..an could I get a decent tipper…baby needs new shoes!!
dude does have nice tits
I am glad you got my tits in this shot because my face is really f*ucked up.
THE POLICE TURNED UP THE A/C IN HERE WHY????
It looks like we’re here to me.
got milk
Is it ijsut me or is it a little nipplish in here?
I told you i am a woman..look into my eye..
My back of my shirt says “instead of me “.
boobies make me smile =) lol
Nice yappers!
i can hear you now…..good!
Shirt should say ” Wish I had support”
“Officer, I am not guilty. I wasn’t even in the aereola.”
Ok guys now can any of ya’ll tell me what color my eyes are
Former Homecoming Queen
nice jug shot
these are really 2 midgits hideing under here.
Tits make up for a lot of shortcomings. They are the female equivalent to actual accomplishments.
I thought it was a Playboy centerfold interview
I would smile, but I’m missin a couple teeth!!
they’re my nipples and they need to get locked up noooowwww!!!!
haha i dont
Yes they are real, I bought em with my pole dancing tips.
just look into my eyes babyy!