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Caption Archive Dammit I shoulda just wore the boobless shirt and I guarantee I would still be snorting oxy off Jerome's dick
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Dammit my fire vision isn't working
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-------------------------dont you call me a cave man again bitch!
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SHIT! I aint put"en that in my mouth,WELL not for free any ways.
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Looking at those hi-beams, I believe her.
I’ve heard of a lazy eye, but never a lazy eyelid…
That dude has nice tits.
Why do guy’s keep lookin at my chest and not my eyes?
Instead of me. that’s the last time i take the fall for Cletus’ pig farm/whore house
I wish i was there - ontop of those baps…
One of these eyes is not like the other can you tell me before I finish my song?
Welcome to E-hARMONY
COME SEE ME DANCE…..an could I get a decent tipper…baby needs new shoes!!
dude does have nice tits
I am glad you got my tits in this shot because my face is really f*ucked up.
THE POLICE TURNED UP THE A/C IN HERE WHY????
It looks like we’re here to me.
got milk
Is it ijsut me or is it a little nipplish in here?
I told you i am a woman..look into my eye..
My back of my shirt says “instead of me “.
boobies make me smile =) lol
Nice yappers!
i can hear you now…..good!
Shirt should say ” Wish I had support”
“Officer, I am not guilty. I wasn’t even in the aereola.”
Ok guys now can any of ya’ll tell me what color my eyes are
Former Homecoming Queen
nice jug shot
these are really 2 midgits hideing under here.
Tits make up for a lot of shortcomings. They are the female equivalent to actual accomplishments.
I thought it was a Playboy centerfold interview
I would smile, but I’m missin a couple teeth!!
they’re my nipples and they need to get locked up noooowwww!!!!
haha i dont
Yes they are real, I bought em with my pole dancing tips.
just look into my eyes babyy!
Pink Floyd would be so disappointed.
Often confused with being horny, hard nipples actually occur when trying to take the focus off a lazy eye lid.
Hey look it’s your mother
Hahaha your mom’s a man!
…on my tits!
i really wish i wore a bra tonight!!!!
wished I were there too. NOT.
HELL NAW, I DON’T WANT TO BE THERE AND YOU DON’T EITHER? DON’T TRIP, THOSE ARE PADS!!
don’t worry sweetie. after seeing your uncovered boobs, basically every man in america ALSO wishes he was there.
my boobs don’t want to be here
Look into my eyes……..up here fool
ME TOO!!!
brrrrrrrrmmrmmrmmmmmrmrmmrm
Brrrrrnumnumnumunumum
brrrrrrmmmmmmmrmmrmmmrmmrmmm
I could never get tired of motorboating those.
i wish i wasn’t
Yea i wished i was in your shirt not there thou!!!!Damm bab i can’t belive you did not put your bra back on ……Some one turn down the air and ya’ll stop looking at my girls nipples !!!!I see you looking lady jailer………..
What’s the fuss? They’re just mammary glands - like waste elimination orifices and reproductive apparati. I mean, c’mon!
Can I get out now? I’ve gotta get back to my T-shirt stretching job.
Working double time
Hey don’t care what you did lets get hitched. I’ll even pay your fine.
Bet her chat up is “would you like to come here often?”
Shelly tried out what she heard on “Manswers”: that natural boobs can float. It was true, but she failed to dogpaddle and had to be rescued because her face flopped back in the water. Rescuers had no trouble from 500 feet spotting her mammary glands sticking out of the water below, but she now faces a hefty fine. Which proves the old saying: Kids - don’t try this at home.
Meet Suzie, the newest member of our Level 3 Sex Offender Counseling staff. Suzie is a trained “final checkout professional.” While signing release papers for an inmate, she flaps her t-shirt and says, “Boy, is it hot in here. If it were Sweden, I could take this off - and I wouldn’t mind!” If she doesn’t need to use her pepper spray, she approved the inmate for release.
it feels a bit nippily in here.
The shirt said to the bra.
I wish I was there in them 2 ….hey I’m Cummin !.
GOT MILK?
i bet you do.
I’d like to dump a DNA sample on those melons!
Unlike other animals on earth, the human female covers her mammary glands, and at times leaves messages to potential mates in any season. Our scientists think that this may heighten the arousal of the male, but the sheer variety of messages on the covers defies translation. When we invade and examine an actual specimen, we may be able to know more.
Now you understand the caption of my shirt…had to go out lookin for dick and got caught for prostitution but if your ass would have been here this wouldn’t have happened. :/
I just wonder how many officers r flirting with that men &women? I bet some have already got suspended for it! I mean c’mon being around her all day! Eventually it would have to happen and not anyones fault! Just human nature.
Damn!! Just how much milk have you been adrankin?!?
Glad I’m not!!!
Ladies and gentlemen, tits magee!
Mom, I thought you said you quit smoking crack & banging strange men for money
Her only crime, she is so vain, she will do a photo shoot with anyone. “No lady, this will not air on t.v.,you were driving drunk”!!!!!!
i wish i was there too
That’ll be the last time I jump on the trampoline with the kids.
I was just jogging around the park when all if the sudden, right tit slapped me in the eye and I still can’t see.
Wish you were here? I gotta feeling a lot of guys have already been there! (and done that!)…
My type of woman…drunk and slutty