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- BELINDA BAKER
I bet he's the coolest in the trailer park. He gets Dish TV, Direct TV AND XM radio with those satellite ears!
- j-me D
Mr. Sheen, Have you been drinking Tigers blood again? Is that a WIINNNERR's wheelchair is see?
- j-me D
Mrs. Gustafson, who had faithfully worked 50 years as a clerk for the DMV without an absence, is seen in this mugshot after she got up from her desk, said she'd had it with doing "the same frickin' thing" for half a century, poured pop on a shocked co-worker, and then offered to blow every male in the courthouse, including the judge. Officers restrained her as she tried to remove her blouse. Her mortified sons said she just wasn't feeling well. But she told reporters that she "hadn't felt this good since the district attorney tickled my rabbit when we were back in high school."
- Mark
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Guess where my bewbs went?
Feel satisfied? Now can I go free like you promised me?
aaaand this is why you are in jail…
i like to feud in the nude…police style….
have you seen my clothes?
Somebody needs to have a long talk with the photographer.
A LITTLE LOWER PLEASE
When do I get my beads back?
What do you mean Exposed? I got em tucked in my shorts.
Does anyone know where my tube top is? I remember I still had it on before I passed out in the gutter in front the club!
Shall we add indecent exposure to the rap sheet…
The package said it was an 18-hour bra but where the hell did it go, it’s only been 24 hours???
Lets all play, connect the dots.
I’m ready for my first lesbian prison experience.
they told me i’d be doing body shots.
does any 1 kno how to suck my tits they are getting cold.
No shoes, no shirt, no teeth and no class…Who’s next in line for the full service?
Dammit, I was one surgery away from the complete sex change
When you breast feed as long as I did you have to give them a vacation
The dude who marries this fine lady will likely be an astronomer because she’s got about 3 constellations on her front side there. I can only imagine what the back looks like.
Hey wait a minute this isnt the playboy mansion! Where Mr. Hefner!!!
I swear I have on a thong down here!!
swf looking for a little support
One of these tits is not like the other one of these tits is not the same can you guess which one is not like the other….
i need 2 peole to suck on my tits.
i’m from ohio they’ve been covered up
toooooo damnnnnnn long time to let them breath!
hey cam man you need a longer lens
so camra man how bout that phone call
i swear that cop took my shirt damn i wanted him to let me go
wheres the pole? you assholes said this was the cat house. i want my thongs back !
what do you think she did to go to jail???
I WOULD HIT THAT TOO!
Got MilK?
Sorry we couldnt fit your kneecaps in the picture…
But they told me i was going to model for victorias secret!!! honest!!!
Almost every driver on the freeway offramp gave me a dollar…
This is (utterly) ridiculous! Ha Ha
Dollar night at the titty bar!
BABY, I WILL GIVE YOU THE BEST PRICE $2 DOLLARS IF YOU LET ME
FREE MILK
my boobs hang all the way to my feet, so i figured i didnt need clothes
are you staring @ my boobs camera man?
and i thought if i showed the cops my stuff they would let me go………WRONG!
was it as good for you as it was for me?
Recon YOU could get that Cam 2 guy at AUburn to throw these two balls??????
Man where is my clothes i had them on when i came in here alright which one of police officers got my clothes ???I see the one he did not know it was my time of the month when went down on me…. Hey officer Hey officer I have herpies down there too HAHAHA
This is the new way we guards deal with you lowlifes that throw feces at us from the cell. No uniform to launder, just a sec under the shower and back on routine cell-check. Thought you were just a leeeetle too smart for us, eh?
Ummm… Officer? My eyes are up here!
connect the dots…la la la lala
Anyone got a Sharpie? i could spend hours playing connect the dots on those moles.
gahana herpa syphila laids …..
do i look sexy now?
No, this is not the first time I have been photographed in the nude, how did you know?
Thank you, Ms Taylor, for coming to apply for the opening, and we admire your positive attitude. But our radio ad said we were looking for new designers in engineering, not nude e-signers in the documents section.
hanging low
It’s just Pat…
ahhh put ur cloths back on you weirdo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111
it’s funny cause i have no shirt
i could of swarn one of my rights was to be nude how about yall take another swing at readin them to me oh and can some one help me get my quarter it’s in there somewhere
Freedom!!! For my boobs anyway.