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Guess where my bewbs went?
Feel satisfied? Now can I go free like you promised me?
aaaand this is why you are in jail…
i like to feud in the nude…police style….
have you seen my clothes?
Somebody needs to have a long talk with the photographer.
A LITTLE LOWER PLEASE
When do I get my beads back?
What do you mean Exposed? I got em tucked in my shorts.
Does anyone know where my tube top is? I remember I still had it on before I passed out in the gutter in front the club!
Shall we add indecent exposure to the rap sheet…
The package said it was an 18-hour bra but where the hell did it go, it’s only been 24 hours???
Lets all play, connect the dots.
I’m ready for my first lesbian prison experience.
they told me i’d be doing body shots.
does any 1 kno how to suck my tits they are getting cold.
No shoes, no shirt, no teeth and no class…Who’s next in line for the full service?
Dammit, I was one surgery away from the complete sex change
When you breast feed as long as I did you have to give them a vacation
The dude who marries this fine lady will likely be an astronomer because she’s got about 3 constellations on her front side there. I can only imagine what the back looks like.
Hey wait a minute this isnt the playboy mansion! Where Mr. Hefner!!!
I swear I have on a thong down here!!
swf looking for a little support
One of these tits is not like the other one of these tits is not the same can you guess which one is not like the other….
i need 2 peole to suck on my tits.
i’m from ohio they’ve been covered up toooooo damnnnnnn long time to let them breath!
hey cam man you need a longer lens
so camra man how bout that phone call
i swear that cop took my shirt damn i wanted him to let me go
wheres the pole? you assholes said this was the cat house. i want my thongs back !
what do you think she did to go to jail???
I WOULD HIT THAT TOO!
Got MilK?
Sorry we couldnt fit your kneecaps in the picture…
But they told me i was going to model for victorias secret!!! honest!!!
Almost every driver on the freeway offramp gave me a dollar…
This is (utterly) ridiculous! Ha Ha
Dollar night at the titty bar!
BABY, I WILL GIVE YOU THE BEST PRICE $2 DOLLARS IF YOU LET ME
FREE MILK
my boobs hang all the way to my feet, so i figured i didnt need clothes
are you staring @ my boobs camera man?
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Guess where my bewbs went?
Feel satisfied? Now can I go free like you promised me?
aaaand this is why you are in jail…
i like to feud in the nude…police style….
have you seen my clothes?
Somebody needs to have a long talk with the photographer.
A LITTLE LOWER PLEASE
When do I get my beads back?
What do you mean Exposed? I got em tucked in my shorts.
Does anyone know where my tube top is? I remember I still had it on before I passed out in the gutter in front the club!
Shall we add indecent exposure to the rap sheet…
The package said it was an 18-hour bra but where the hell did it go, it’s only been 24 hours???
Lets all play, connect the dots.
I’m ready for my first lesbian prison experience.
they told me i’d be doing body shots.
does any 1 kno how to suck my tits they are getting cold.
No shoes, no shirt, no teeth and no class…Who’s next in line for the full service?
Dammit, I was one surgery away from the complete sex change
When you breast feed as long as I did you have to give them a vacation
The dude who marries this fine lady will likely be an astronomer because she’s got about 3 constellations on her front side there. I can only imagine what the back looks like.
Hey wait a minute this isnt the playboy mansion! Where Mr. Hefner!!!
I swear I have on a thong down here!!
swf looking for a little support
One of these tits is not like the other one of these tits is not the same can you guess which one is not like the other….
i need 2 peole to suck on my tits.
i’m from ohio they’ve been covered up
toooooo damnnnnnn long time to let them breath!
hey cam man you need a longer lens
so camra man how bout that phone call
i swear that cop took my shirt damn i wanted him to let me go
wheres the pole? you assholes said this was the cat house. i want my thongs back !
what do you think she did to go to jail???
I WOULD HIT THAT TOO!
Got MilK?
Sorry we couldnt fit your kneecaps in the picture…
But they told me i was going to model for victorias secret!!! honest!!!
Almost every driver on the freeway offramp gave me a dollar…
This is (utterly) ridiculous! Ha Ha
Dollar night at the titty bar!
BABY, I WILL GIVE YOU THE BEST PRICE $2 DOLLARS IF YOU LET ME
FREE MILK
my boobs hang all the way to my feet, so i figured i didnt need clothes
are you staring @ my boobs camera man?