Freedom!!! For my boobs anyway.

i could of swarn one of my rights was to be nude how about yall take another swing at readin them to me oh and can some one help me get my quarter it’s in there somewhere

it’s funny cause i have no shirt

ahhh put ur cloths back on you weirdo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111

It’s just Pat…

hanging low

Thank you, Ms Taylor, for coming to apply for the opening, and we admire your positive attitude. But our radio ad said we were looking for new designers in engineering, not nude e-signers in the documents section.

No, this is not the first time I have been photographed in the nude, how did you know?

do i look sexy now?

gahana herpa syphila laids …..

Anyone got a Sharpie? i could spend hours playing connect the dots on those moles.

connect the dots…la la la lala

Ummm… Officer? My eyes are up here!

This is the new way we guards deal with you lowlifes that throw feces at us from the cell. No uniform to launder, just a sec under the shower and back on routine cell-check. Thought you were just a leeeetle too smart for us, eh?

Man where is my clothes i had them on when i came in here alright which one of police officers got my clothes ???I see the one he did not know it was my time of the month when went down on me…. Hey officer Hey officer I have herpies down there too HAHAHA

Recon YOU could get that Cam 2 guy at AUburn to throw these two balls??????

was it as good for you as it was for me?

and i thought if i showed the cops my stuff they would let me go………WRONG!

are you staring @ my boobs camera man?

my boobs hang all the way to my feet, so i figured i didnt need clothes

FREE MILK

BABY, I WILL GIVE YOU THE BEST PRICE $2 DOLLARS IF YOU LET ME

Dollar night at the titty bar!

This is (utterly) ridiculous! Ha Ha

Almost every driver on the freeway offramp gave me a dollar…

But they told me i was going to model for victorias secret!!! honest!!!

Sorry we couldnt fit your kneecaps in the picture…

Got MilK?

I WOULD HIT THAT TOO!

what do you think she did to go to jail???

wheres the pole? you assholes said this was the cat house. i want my thongs back !

i swear that cop took my shirt damn i wanted him to let me go

so camra man how bout that phone call

hey cam man you need a longer lens

i’m from ohio they’ve been covered up
toooooo damnnnnnn long time to let them breath!

i need 2 peole to suck on my tits.

One of these tits is not like the other one of these tits is not the same can you guess which one is not like the other….

swf looking for a little support

I swear I have on a thong down here!!

Hey wait a minute this isnt the playboy mansion! Where Mr. Hefner!!!

The dude who marries this fine lady will likely be an astronomer because she’s got about 3 constellations on her front side there. I can only imagine what the back looks like.

When you breast feed as long as I did you have to give them a vacation

Dammit, I was one surgery away from the complete sex change

No shoes, no shirt, no teeth and no class…Who’s next in line for the full service?

does any 1 kno how to suck my tits they are getting cold.

they told me i’d be doing body shots.

I’m ready for my first lesbian prison experience.

Lets all play, connect the dots.

The package said it was an 18-hour bra but where the hell did it go, it’s only been 24 hours???

Shall we add indecent exposure to the rap sheet…