YOU CAN'T ARREST ME! IM BUCKWHEAT'S LITTLE
BABY SISTER! - BELINDA BAKER
I bet he's the coolest in the trailer park. He gets Dish TV, Direct TV AND XM radio with those satellite ears! - j-me D
Mr. Sheen, Have you been drinking Tigers blood again? Is that a WIINNNERR's wheelchair is see? - j-me D
Mrs. Gustafson, who had faithfully worked 50 years as a clerk for the DMV without an absence, is seen in this mugshot after she got up from her desk, said she'd had it with doing "the same frickin' thing" for half a century, poured pop on a shocked co-worker, and then offered to blow every male in the courthouse, including the judge. Officers restrained her as she tried to remove her blouse. Her mortified sons said she just wasn't feeling well. But she told reporters that she "hadn't felt this good since the district attorney tickled my rabbit when we were back in high school." - Mark
My name is Winston Merriweather I’m 27 years of age and I like long walks on the beach, watching the sun come up, and puppies. I am looking for that special some to sip chardonnay and ponder the literary stylings of Tolstoy with. Are you that someone? (buzzing and then the cell door slams shut and a guard shouts “lights out”!
Comment by SwaggaJagga — August 21, 2009 @ 10:29 pm
Man I gotta take a s@#t!
My name is Winston Merriweather I’m 27 years of age and I like long walks on the beach, watching the sun come up, and puppies. I am looking for that special some to sip chardonnay and ponder the literary stylings of Tolstoy with. Are you that someone? (buzzing and then the cell door slams shut and a guard shouts “lights out”!
Yeh, you a tuff nigga now, enjoy you stay in jail.