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Now I understand why the guards love the cavity search so much.

Comment by Hellucinator — June 25, 2009 @ 2:36 am

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What? That ain’t my s@#t!

Comment by N. chalant — June 25, 2009 @ 12:43 pm

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Dude, I just sharted.

Comment by jon — June 26, 2009 @ 8:45 am

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I DID WHAT?????

Comment by MOE — July 30, 2009 @ 6:12 am

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upon hearing that it IS a crime to have sex with a minor!

Comment by sillyseattlegirl — July 30, 2009 @ 3:36 pm

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Geez, now I see why a lighter up the ol’ keister isn’t such a good idea.

Comment by caitmarie — September 21, 2009 @ 3:06 pm

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DAMN! what tig o bitties shes got!

Comment by just me — September 22, 2009 @ 10:45 am

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BUBBA you got a Bigggg BLACK ONE!!!!!!!!!

Comment by anna rose — September 16, 2010 @ 4:50 am

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You mean flogging my dummy in public is a crime???

Comment by Animal Mother — September 8, 2011 @ 8:01 pm

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Whooooa! Somebody had a fight with the wife today, or you haven’t been lucky for awhile. Aren’t we just a leeeetle bit attitudinous over some weed found in my shoe, officer?

Comment by Mark — November 26, 2011 @ 3:51 pm

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awe crud i think i might have… op no wait i deffinitely just shit my pants….

Comment by Ethan — August 17, 2012 @ 6:50 am

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