YOU CAN'T ARREST ME! IM BUCKWHEAT'S LITTLE
BABY SISTER! - BELINDA BAKER
I bet he's the coolest in the trailer park. He gets Dish TV, Direct TV AND XM radio with those satellite ears! - j-me D
Mr. Sheen, Have you been drinking Tigers blood again? Is that a WIINNNERR's wheelchair is see? - j-me D
Mrs. Gustafson, who had faithfully worked 50 years as a clerk for the DMV without an absence, is seen in this mugshot after she got up from her desk, said she'd had it with doing "the same frickin' thing" for half a century, poured pop on a shocked co-worker, and then offered to blow every male in the courthouse, including the judge. Officers restrained her as she tried to remove her blouse. Her mortified sons said she just wasn't feeling well. But she told reporters that she "hadn't felt this good since the district attorney tickled my rabbit when we were back in high school." - Mark
Whooooa! Somebody had a fight with the wife today, or you haven’t been lucky for awhile. Aren’t we just a leeeetle bit attitudinous over some weed found in my shoe, officer?
Now I understand why the guards love the cavity search so much.
What? That ain’t my s@#t!
Dude, I just sharted.
I DID WHAT?????
upon hearing that it IS a crime to have sex with a minor!
Geez, now I see why a lighter up the ol’ keister isn’t such a good idea.
DAMN! what tig o bitties shes got!
BUBBA you got a Bigggg BLACK ONE!!!!!!!!!
You mean flogging my dummy in public is a crime???
Whooooa! Somebody had a fight with the wife today, or you haven’t been lucky for awhile. Aren’t we just a leeeetle bit attitudinous over some weed found in my shoe, officer?