YOU CAN'T ARREST ME! IM BUCKWHEAT'S LITTLE
BABY SISTER! - BELINDA BAKER
I bet he's the coolest in the trailer park. He gets Dish TV, Direct TV AND XM radio with those satellite ears! - j-me D
Mr. Sheen, Have you been drinking Tigers blood again? Is that a WIINNNERR's wheelchair is see? - j-me D
Mrs. Gustafson, who had faithfully worked 50 years as a clerk for the DMV without an absence, is seen in this mugshot after she got up from her desk, said she'd had it with doing "the same frickin' thing" for half a century, poured pop on a shocked co-worker, and then offered to blow every male in the courthouse, including the judge. Officers restrained her as she tried to remove her blouse. Her mortified sons said she just wasn't feeling well. But she told reporters that she "hadn't felt this good since the district attorney tickled my rabbit when we were back in high school." - Mark
Looking for Love in all the Wrong places. Divorced Hispanic Male looking for my true love. Love to dance, have a good job etc. I have my own cell…I mean apartment.You must have a phone that accepts collect calls if you wish to meet.
I just heard that you just had baby after my arrest. I tried to tell you about me, but you won’t listen. Sorry, bitch.
It is so ironic that all you mexician criminals have tattoos of Jesus the Savior? Thats mexicians for ya’.
Oh yeah!!!! Let’s just keep that southern border WIDE OPEN!!!
I done goofed
Has anyone seen my glasses? I’m trying to find El Salvador.
For the last time, I wasn’t in Machete.
Looking for Love in all the Wrong places. Divorced Hispanic Male looking for my true love. Love to dance, have a good job etc. I have my own cell…I mean apartment.You must have a phone that accepts collect calls if you wish to meet.
DUH! YOU GUYS OKAY YA KNOW THAT I AM TO SEXY FOR MY SHIRT? GEE-WIZ! JUST LOOK AT ME HEAR WAY TO SEXY!! YIPI!!!!