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I just heard that you just had baby after my arrest. I tried to tell you about me, but you won’t listen. Sorry, bitch.
It is so ironic that all you mexician criminals have tattoos of Jesus the Savior? Thats mexicians for ya’.
Oh yeah!!!! Let’s just keep that southern border WIDE OPEN!!!
I done goofed
Has anyone seen my glasses? I’m trying to find El Salvador.
For the last time, I wasn’t in Machete.
Looking for Love in all the Wrong places. Divorced Hispanic Male looking for my true love. Love to dance, have a good job etc. I have my own cell…I mean apartment.You must have a phone that accepts collect calls if you wish to meet.
DUH! YOU GUYS OKAY YA KNOW THAT I AM TO SEXY FOR MY SHIRT? GEE-WIZ! JUST LOOK AT ME HEAR WAY TO SEXY!! YIPI!!!!
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