YOU CAN'T ARREST ME! IM BUCKWHEAT'S LITTLE
BABY SISTER! - BELINDA BAKER
I bet he's the coolest in the trailer park. He gets Dish TV, Direct TV AND XM radio with those satellite ears! - j-me D
Mr. Sheen, Have you been drinking Tigers blood again? Is that a WIINNNERR's wheelchair is see? - j-me D
Mrs. Gustafson, who had faithfully worked 50 years as a clerk for the DMV without an absence, is seen in this mugshot after she got up from her desk, said she'd had it with doing "the same frickin' thing" for half a century, poured pop on a shocked co-worker, and then offered to blow every male in the courthouse, including the judge. Officers restrained her as she tried to remove her blouse. Her mortified sons said she just wasn't feeling well. But she told reporters that she "hadn't felt this good since the district attorney tickled my rabbit when we were back in high school." - Mark
Huh? What do you mean I can get extra gravy on my fries!
Huh? What do you mean I can’t get extra gravy on my fries!
Man, i swear i didnt hit that waitress!! she just pissed me off!!!!!
“what you mean….no, second helpings!!!”
What?! What makes you think I ate all the bucket of chicken?!
What.! I can’t have any KFC.? It’s my favorite food other than everything else.!
Who’s Over there a friend or foe
You talkin’ to me? I said are you talking to me? I know you aren’t talkin to me.
“Seriously…..The old lady asked for it when she snagged the last Pork-Chop on the Buffet Table!”
dude, hand me that roll of toilet paper…i’m almost done…
what do you mean that hooker was a man?
well that closedloop feller can just kiss my fat ass
Surprise mugshot on the shitter.
now shit, that”s all i need, egg rolls and crab”s from you 2 on my fat ass left
that”s right look over here at it bitch
big a
Realy are you serious right now, take my what…
Huh? I did what? I could of swore that was house.
Huh? What? Where am i?