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- BELINDA BAKER
I bet he's the coolest in the trailer park. He gets Dish TV, Direct TV AND XM radio with those satellite ears!
- j-me D
Mr. Sheen, Have you been drinking Tigers blood again? Is that a WIINNNERR's wheelchair is see?
- j-me D
Mrs. Gustafson, who had faithfully worked 50 years as a clerk for the DMV without an absence, is seen in this mugshot after she got up from her desk, said she'd had it with doing "the same frickin' thing" for half a century, poured pop on a shocked co-worker, and then offered to blow every male in the courthouse, including the judge. Officers restrained her as she tried to remove her blouse. Her mortified sons said she just wasn't feeling well. But she told reporters that she "hadn't felt this good since the district attorney tickled my rabbit when we were back in high school."
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HEEYYY!!! Don’t cha know I’m the godfather of SOUL!
WTF?!?!?!?!!?
I would totally make it on Hoth…
Bigfoot!?
AL SHARPTON??????
Simba…I am your father.
Al Sharpton….a vampire?
Chubaka lives!!!
whooo now bitch i come over there and sux da blood out yo silly ass
My name is Count Al Sharpula Blah Blah!
“Like a Bridge over Troubled Water, I will lay me down”
what? what da hell, shit, some chicken eat’en bitch done gone and stoled my bucket, my whole danm bucket of backs and wangs and shit, what i’s gone do.
Imma mean ol’ lion…
KILL IT WITH FIRE!
I auditioned for twilight and i didn’t make the cut!!!
Al Sharpton after an immigration rally in Phoenix
Alert!!! Sideshow freak escaped last…
I didn’t know cavemen still exist
WTF!!! ALIENS DO EXIST!
I can give real good head!
“What you talkin’ about Arpaio?”
all i want 4 christmas is my 2 front teeth!!!
I’m Rick James BITCH!
Cro-magnon Man exists. Looks like Ardipithecus Ramidus!
Don’t feed it after midnight!
Don King is lookin for a new Champ!
Who da hell took mah teef?
Must’ve been a full moon out.
DA MAN OF MY DREAMS OR IS IT MY NIGHTMARE!!!!
Where did all my toofers go? Dat dam po-po’s got me again, but at least I gots it goin’ on with my purdy hair-do. Any sexy ho’s out there, look me up in 3-5. Holla!
Call me MUFASA
Al Sharpton rarely speaks of his sister, Shafazza, in public. They had a serious falling out after Al learned of her stealing his hair gel.
-sings to self- ALL I WANT FOR XMAS IS MY 2 FRONT TEETH(:
HEY MAN!!! give ma back my teef pweese
“My daddy, Al, told me that I’s owned da worl, so I’s took something….Whats rong wit dat?