YOU CAN'T ARREST ME! IM BUCKWHEAT'S LITTLE
BABY SISTER! - BELINDA BAKER
I bet he's the coolest in the trailer park. He gets Dish TV, Direct TV AND XM radio with those satellite ears! - j-me D
Mr. Sheen, Have you been drinking Tigers blood again? Is that a WIINNNERR's wheelchair is see? - j-me D
Mrs. Gustafson, who had faithfully worked 50 years as a clerk for the DMV without an absence, is seen in this mugshot after she got up from her desk, said she'd had it with doing "the same frickin' thing" for half a century, poured pop on a shocked co-worker, and then offered to blow every male in the courthouse, including the judge. Officers restrained her as she tried to remove her blouse. Her mortified sons said she just wasn't feeling well. But she told reporters that she "hadn't felt this good since the district attorney tickled my rabbit when we were back in high school." - Mark
See how cool the blood runs down on the middle of my nose?
No really, is there something in mu teeth?
This is my best side.
Who says women are the only creatures that bleed for five days, once a month, for life?
Are you done yet? I gotta kickin’ Halloween party to go to and this makeup is starting to run.
So I says to her, “I need that like I need a hole in my head.”
No wait! This is my good side!
wow i havent seen that spitcurl since i was a baby
see wat had happen was i thought i saw stone cold and i tried 2 do one of his moves
This guy might be crazy, but think the cop beat his ass…
I told you i could break a brick in half on my forehead, but you didn’t believe me!!!!!
Cletis, you and Skeeter should have known you’d get fired from your roofing job for playing quickdraw with the nailguns!
The Globe Trekker episode with Ian Wright visiting Camden New Jersey didn’t go very well.