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So I said ” I dare ya, hit me again.”

Comment by suprdave5150 — January 23, 2010 @ 4:33 pm

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They had to tell me twice.

Comment by JP — January 27, 2010 @ 2:49 pm

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Broke my nose too!!!!

Comment by Birkie Ayer — January 29, 2010 @ 4:32 pm

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You didnt tell me he was a pro mma fighter

Comment by Haylie mendez — March 3, 2010 @ 2:30 am

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What do you tell a guy with two black eyes…….. nothing he has already been told twice

Comment by Nic — May 18, 2010 @ 11:03 am

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This is what happens when you don’t stand back when a big breasted woman takes off her bra.

Comment by lmao — May 24, 2010 @ 11:39 pm

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So, I told this cop, “If you weren’t wearing that badge…”

Comment by J Wells — May 31, 2010 @ 3:19 pm

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Dude! You got knocked the f**ked out!

Comment by Lisa — June 9, 2010 @ 7:21 am

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This is what happens when you cheat on your girlfriend.

Comment by Robert — June 9, 2010 @ 7:08 pm

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Now somewhere in the black mountain hills of Dakota there lived a young boy named Rocky Raccoon and one day his woman ran off with another guy, hit young Rocky in the eye……..

Comment by Angie — June 12, 2010 @ 11:39 am

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She got tired of me hittin her and put a lock in a sock while I was sleep!!!!!!!!

Comment by darlene — June 16, 2010 @ 10:37 pm

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“I don’t like you. HE doesn’t like you either!” After that I don’t remember too much…

Comment by Arnold Drummond — June 19, 2010 @ 12:01 pm

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Take it from me. Never get a rhinoplasty in Tijuana.

Comment by Hans — June 23, 2010 @ 12:19 am

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The last episode of Flight of The Conchords was not pretty.

Comment by Mel — June 30, 2010 @ 10:46 pm

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I STILL; love my wife!!!

Comment by dave — July 24, 2010 @ 4:29 pm

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