YOU CAN'T ARREST ME! IM BUCKWHEAT'S LITTLE
BABY SISTER! - BELINDA BAKER
I bet he's the coolest in the trailer park. He gets Dish TV, Direct TV AND XM radio with those satellite ears! - j-me D
Mr. Sheen, Have you been drinking Tigers blood again? Is that a WIINNNERR's wheelchair is see? - j-me D
Mrs. Gustafson, who had faithfully worked 50 years as a clerk for the DMV without an absence, is seen in this mugshot after she got up from her desk, said she'd had it with doing "the same frickin' thing" for half a century, poured pop on a shocked co-worker, and then offered to blow every male in the courthouse, including the judge. Officers restrained her as she tried to remove her blouse. Her mortified sons said she just wasn't feeling well. But she told reporters that she "hadn't felt this good since the district attorney tickled my rabbit when we were back in high school." - Mark
Now somewhere in the black mountain hills of Dakota there lived a young boy named Rocky Raccoon and one day his woman ran off with another guy, hit young Rocky in the eye……..
So I said ” I dare ya, hit me again.”
They had to tell me twice.
Broke my nose too!!!!
You didnt tell me he was a pro mma fighter
What do you tell a guy with two black eyes…….. nothing he has already been told twice
This is what happens when you don’t stand back when a big breasted woman takes off her bra.
So, I told this cop, “If you weren’t wearing that badge…”
Dude! You got knocked the f**ked out!
This is what happens when you cheat on your girlfriend.
Now somewhere in the black mountain hills of Dakota there lived a young boy named Rocky Raccoon and one day his woman ran off with another guy, hit young Rocky in the eye……..
She got tired of me hittin her and put a lock in a sock while I was sleep!!!!!!!!
“I don’t like you. HE doesn’t like you either!” After that I don’t remember too much…
Take it from me. Never get a rhinoplasty in Tijuana.
The last episode of Flight of The Conchords was not pretty.
I STILL; love my wife!!!
someone crapped on my cheek!
idc it didnt even hurt !
You should see the other guy!! Not a scratch on him.
Racoon disguise…..didn’t work
Bin Laden Sent Me.
last time he asked a elephant to t-bag him
Sometimes you really can pick out a loser just by looking at him…
She told me twice but I didn’t listen, so she broke my nose too!