Oh Hell Nah! You did not just ahwest my ass fo’ breakin in da wallmart! Dey suppodda be open twen’ee foe hours a’day! I be needin some soul glo foe da fro! U No whad i’m sayin, dawg?
Hey, since it’s slow here at the station at 3am, let’s game it a little. If I can move every single muscle in my head at one time, will you let me go? You will??? You laughin’. You serious? Ok: rrrrrwwwwwnnnggg! HUUUWWS Thhaatt?
Welcome to “Cookin’ Fo Yo Man”! Today’s dish: MF’in Rice. Jes cook it up real nice like he like it. Then serve it wit a beer while he on da playstation. Give him a smooch and say, “Honey, here’s yo MFin’ rice.” We be back after dis word from 1-800-Bail Bonds.
Clergy discount parkin’ here at the hospital. I don’t give a rat’s ass if you have yo stub stamped. I’ll stamp yo stub good if you don’t give me 5 bucks, then haul yo white lily minister’s ass outta here. Call the chaplain’s office to confirm? Why don’t you kiss my ass and confirm it’s me? MF’in freeloaders - gees. No doctor discount, no po-lice discount, and NO MF’in clergy discount!!!
My talent for this American Idol audition is I can sing a 14th Century Renaissance love ballad (in the original archaic Italian), while cookin’ up a mess o’ m____ f__ckin’ beans wit a side of bacon. You ain’t never seen that.
I’m back, wit cookin’ fo yo man! First, I wanna say about them “celebrity chefs and Hell’s kitchen British moth..fu..er: they so full o shit it comin’ outta they eyeballs. I can cook the shit out of them befo they get started. So, they can just kiss my sautee’d ass.
Shondella took one look in the mirror after the wedding and realized that her bridesmaid dress was shoulderless - and she didn’t wear a strapless bra. These fashion disasters could be easily avoided by (1) having a brain, and (2) fellow bridesmaids that aren’t idiotic enough to not say anything in the dressing room.
Welcome back to Cookin’ Fo Yo Man, Christmas Edition (and I means CHRISMAS, not m..fu..in’ PC “holiday,” like those candy-ass white liberals want to shove up our asses). Today’s topic: How to make yo “Santa” smile when he puttin’ presents under the tree while the kids sleepin’, wit just a little bit of Thunderbird wine an’ a quater-pounder wit cheese. (Plus a little poontang fo Santa when he come back to bed!)
Welcome back to Cookin’ Fo Yo Man, NEW YEAR’S EVE! Since we know that 2012 is gonna be just as shitty as 2011, we gonna get shit-faced wit some Jacky D, put on some funny hats, and sing dat, WTF you call it, Old Lady Sign, o whateva. Anyway, tune in as we cook up some food that’ll keep yo man bein’ still there in the mornin all next year.
So, Do I get the part as Troll Doll?
HEYYYYYYYYYYY…yall didnt tell me we had to do all this….
Laws! I ain’t never seen a WHITE one that big!
I done told ya I ain’t my grandson Pookie in 2 days! Can I have my can of Colt 45 and my Newports back nah?!
I done told ya I ain’t seen my grandson Pookie in 2 days! Can I have my can of Colt 45 and my Newports back nah?!
yall didnt tell me there was a mirror in here !
Damn im gone be on cops
I aint lyin!! I gots my own VH1 reality show! It called “Fantasia For Real”
i’m back bitches.
wait i forgot to brush my hair
hey can you hear me I am having a bad hair day
yyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaa bbbboooooooooyyyyyyyyyyyyy…
IT’S MADE OUT OF PEOPLLLLLLE!!!
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?! Michael Jackson is dead?!?!? Since when?!?!
look, its buckwheat’s mom
Shit… let me fix my hair first
I told you I seent that bitch done it! It wasn’t meh!
I knew i should not have stuck my finger in that light socket!
“the wicked witch of the EASTSIDE”
WHAT!?! IM BEING ARRESTED!?!?!?
dammm You want to come get som……
Yall know you got the wrong women. That bitch dont even look like me.
“What? We have a black President!… For real???!!!!!!!!!!!!
“WWWHHHHHAAAAAATTTTTT” –in her lil jon voice
Iam having a bad hair day.
ah ! i aint think i look this bad !
Ayyy! That porch monkey is running off with my kool-aid!!
I KILLED HIM CAUSE HE MESSED MY HAIR UP AND TOOK MY FRIED CHICKEN .
Wookin por nub ! My pappy sang the hits!
You told harpo to beat me
WHAT AM I GOING TO DO NOW WITHOUT MY CRACK?!!!!!!!
Buckwheat is dead?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
“Buckwheat is my momma’s babydaddy, Otay?”
whatta mean the new poverty bill is stalled in congress?
Don King, We have found your sista!
I’m shocked! …can I at least get ONE of dem crack rocks back?
yall cant urrest meee, im don king’s twin systah!
DONKA DOO BAAAR!!
First Lady, Michelle Obama up in da whyte howse.
I tried to sell it but got no takers only when I tried giving it away I got caught/court
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Flavor Flav!!!
DAMNNNN, I DIDN’T KNOW I LOOKED THAT BAD!!!
ALL MY LIFE I HAD TO FIGHT…I loves Harpo, but I kills him dead fo I let him beat me.
Will somebody please update this website with new mugshots!! I can’t hold like this for no reason!
what!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!i am going to jail!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
damn,i just shit ma draws
Oh Hell Nah! You did not just ahwest my ass fo’ breakin in da wallmart! Dey suppodda be open twen’ee foe hours a’day! I be needin some soul glo foe da fro! U No whad i’m sayin, dawg?
Talk about Nappy Roots!
It’s not fair that they snapped the picture the same time they checked for “hidden objects”.
OH MI DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just give me my DAMN brush back!!!
ahhhhhhh! it be all confessted!!!!
what? what, you mean you outta section 8 forms?
Are you serious ?
Aaaaaaaaaaa!!! You f!@#ed up my hair, bitch!!! I can’t go to the party looking like this!!
OMG!!! My welfare check didn’t come on time!!!!!
It’s the meth mars! That shit be crackin!!
he did what he did what oh hell naw
Maury, He IS my baby daddy.
holy sheet! it’s a howler monkey!
dame white boys sure can us daa tounge
take the batton outta my AA$$$$$
But I swear…..there’s nothing up thur
What’choo mean I’m not gonna save a lot on dat muffla???
You tryna be funny? No my name is not James Brown!!!
Gimme My Dam Brush Back
wat did i do wrong i didnt mean to do crack
“DON’T POST THIS ON ‘JAIL REPORT’!”
DAMN I BE LOOKIN ROUGH!!!
ahahahahahhaha.. wow! this lady
AHHHHHHH!! That light is too bright!!
So what….Im havin a bad hair day
My brother flava flav did it! i swear!
Well see what had happened was, I puffed puffed and forgot to pass…
hahahahaha i dnt even know what to say omg!
Hey girl HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
YOU BETTER GO GET OBUMA OR I WILL FINISH PULLING ALL MY HAIR OUT AND I WILL SUE YOE’ALL
WHAT, mustache rides,… and they’re free!
Ahhh, get it away from me , Help!
Hey, since it’s slow here at the station at 3am, let’s game it a little. If I can move every single muscle in my head at one time, will you let me go? You will??? You laughin’. You serious? Ok: rrrrrwwwwwnnnggg! HUUUWWS Thhaatt?
Flava Flav IS my brother. Can’t you mofo’s see the resemblance?
Don King? Yes that’s my Dad!!!
what dah hell!!!!!!! I just got my her did!!!!
FLAVOR FLAVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
winning!
I an’t never seen no officer that big down there.
Welcome to “Cookin’ Fo Yo Man”! Today’s dish: MF’in Rice. Jes cook it up real nice like he like it. Then serve it wit a beer while he on da playstation. Give him a smooch and say, “Honey, here’s yo MFin’ rice.” We be back after dis word from 1-800-Bail Bonds.
ahhhh i see dead people ahhhhh!!!!!
california rasin renunion? shit i be there
I thot I saw a putty cat!
Hhhhheeeeellllpppppppppppppppp!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I didn’t do nuffin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Clergy discount parkin’ here at the hospital. I don’t give a rat’s ass if you have yo stub stamped. I’ll stamp yo stub good if you don’t give me 5 bucks, then haul yo white lily minister’s ass outta here. Call the chaplain’s office to confirm? Why don’t you kiss my ass and confirm it’s me? MF’in freeloaders - gees. No doctor discount, no po-lice discount, and NO MF’in clergy discount!!!
i say”s HELP some tin”s a bite”en me on my possy.
FLAVOR FAV IN THE HOUSE
My talent for this American Idol audition is I can sing a 14th Century Renaissance love ballad (in the original archaic Italian), while cookin’ up a mess o’ m____ f__ckin’ beans wit a side of bacon. You ain’t never seen that.
Crack gone WILD!
Holy smoke!! I swear I saw black president behind you!!!!!
lawsy miz Scarlett, I don’t know nothin’ bout birthin’ no babies…..
This demonstrates the fun you can have with an empty KFC bucket and and your pet corn snake…
aaaahhhhhhh!! take this mirror away from meeeee!! i looke like Don King!!!!
oh no you didn’t !
I’m back, wit cookin’ fo yo man! First, I wanna say about them “celebrity chefs and Hell’s kitchen British moth..fu..er: they so full o shit it comin’ outta they eyeballs. I can cook the shit out of them befo they get started. So, they can just kiss my sautee’d ass.
Hey!!!!!!!!! DON’T BREAK MY CRACK PIPE!!!!
Jane Brown, James Brown’s sister, took a mug shot like her brudder.
AHHHHH, Real Monsters!
Buhwheat say O-Tay!
“Spanky!!!1! C’mere n see this!!”
HOLY SHIT.. my mom can see this!!!!!!!!
That’s not what you’re supposed to do with that night stick officer!!!
Shondella took one look in the mirror after the wedding and realized that her bridesmaid dress was shoulderless - and she didn’t wear a strapless bra. These fashion disasters could be easily avoided by (1) having a brain, and (2) fellow bridesmaids that aren’t idiotic enough to not say anything in the dressing room.
Welcome back to Cookin’ Fo Yo Man, Christmas Edition (and I means CHRISMAS, not m..fu..in’ PC “holiday,” like those candy-ass white liberals want to shove up our asses). Today’s topic: How to make yo “Santa” smile when he puttin’ presents under the tree while the kids sleepin’, wit just a little bit of Thunderbird wine an’ a quater-pounder wit cheese. (Plus a little poontang fo Santa when he come back to bed!)
say what???
Welcome back to Cookin’ Fo Yo Man, NEW YEAR’S EVE! Since we know that 2012 is gonna be just as shitty as 2011, we gonna get shit-faced wit some Jacky D, put on some funny hats, and sing dat, WTF you call it, Old Lady Sign, o whateva. Anyway, tune in as we cook up some food that’ll keep yo man bein’ still there in the mornin all next year.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LET ME PUT ON MY MAKEUP BEFORE YOU TAKE THE PICTURE
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN You lookin fine tooniight!!
YOU CAN’T ARREST ME! IM BUCKWHEAT’S LITTLE
BABY SISTER!
Call my brother Don King so he can bail my A$$ out of here
Shaniqua, we goin down!
I think ive seen this picture before.. On animal planet. O.o
What do you mean Poeyes is out of Chicken
So that’s what Willis was talkin about….
she found her penis
Whatchoo talkin ’bout Willis?!?
We been free HOW LONG?!?!
can i get a comb and brush
may i get some hair gel
thanks Buddy!!! great info shared.. i think this will help others as well too.
I cant go to jail.. I have to get my weave put back in!
Waaaaazzzzzzz Uuuuupppppppp
IM GOING TO JAIL FOR HOW LONG??!!??!!??
Looks like my girl im with now. But i think im gonna stick with the old cock anyway
When he told me Luther Vandross was dead, I just snapped!!!! Lutha, lutha, why’d you leave me!!!
Get my toe out of that light socket!!!
The lights! Ahh! Make it stop!
WRONG HOLE!!!!!!
“Okay bitches! You waits till I tell Barack about this shit!”
WHAT YOU MEAN I CAN HAVE KFC!!!???
WWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?????!!!!
“I got bronchitis! Ain’t nobody got time for that!”
I got time for that crack.
KOOLAID!!!!!!!
tis the overly excited, older version of sweety brown!! this chick DID get bronchitis! XD
I can see my reflection in the camera lends.AAAAAAHHHHHH!
Chris i needs my 3 dollars now where its at?
Whiteboy shit so skrong it done knocked my drawls Kleenex off…..should nuf