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Caught shaggin’ an old ho behind a nursing home.

Comment by Hellucinator — January 25, 2010 @ 5:27 am

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John Denver back from the grave!

Comment by jw — February 14, 2010 @ 9:48 am

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I thought I was visiting my brother Jethro, I swear I didn’t know it was your house.

Comment by candee — March 18, 2010 @ 12:32 pm

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i didnt know she was ma sister

Comment by brandon estep — March 19, 2010 @ 7:23 pm

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In other news, The Backwoods Bandit was caught yesterday stealing women’s underwear and slim jims

Comment by Black_Oblivion — March 26, 2010 @ 8:17 pm

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life was never the same after heehaw went off the air

Comment by James Flames — April 1, 2010 @ 10:27 pm

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Im bringing “sexy back”

Comment by Roslyn — April 21, 2010 @ 11:05 am

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Ma you better call Clem this aint gonna be all that good.

Comment by signguy — May 13, 2010 @ 11:20 am

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I’m too sexy for my shirt…So sexy yeah!!!

Comment by lmao — May 24, 2010 @ 11:36 pm

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Well ya see, ya put their back hooves in yer boots , and they canybrun away

Comment by Vandersloot — June 18, 2010 @ 12:21 am

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Old MacDonald took some meth, ei-ei-oo

Comment by nastym — June 24, 2010 @ 6:09 am

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i didn’t know you had to shower at least once a year in kentucky…and if you look close you can see my bra strap from my farmers tan

Comment by cheryl love diaz — June 26, 2010 @ 10:08 pm

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“now look here young fella, ya’lls just aint right, i ew-sta-cood git away wit makin sweet luv to my’s own sheeps, i meen, day is MY sheeps! win day make a law ginst dat???”

Comment by sean murphy — July 7, 2010 @ 6:47 pm

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BILLY! CALL MY SISTER AND TELL HER TOO WATCH OUR KIDS IM GOING TO THE CAN AGAIN!

Comment by Eliceo Ramos — July 8, 2010 @ 1:13 am

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i thought the farm animals were 18 yo

Comment by zombieman — July 8, 2010 @ 8:44 pm

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While Bo and Luke were in town, Uncle Jesse got into the moonshine.

Comment by Angi — July 14, 2010 @ 1:35 pm

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Uncle Jesse had a hard night of meth making and decided to use some

Comment by bpb1973 — July 28, 2010 @ 12:04 pm

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