YOU CAN'T ARREST ME! IM BUCKWHEAT'S LITTLE
BABY SISTER! - BELINDA BAKER
I bet he's the coolest in the trailer park. He gets Dish TV, Direct TV AND XM radio with those satellite ears! - j-me D
Mr. Sheen, Have you been drinking Tigers blood again? Is that a WIINNNERR's wheelchair is see? - j-me D
Mrs. Gustafson, who had faithfully worked 50 years as a clerk for the DMV without an absence, is seen in this mugshot after she got up from her desk, said she'd had it with doing "the same frickin' thing" for half a century, poured pop on a shocked co-worker, and then offered to blow every male in the courthouse, including the judge. Officers restrained her as she tried to remove her blouse. Her mortified sons said she just wasn't feeling well. But she told reporters that she "hadn't felt this good since the district attorney tickled my rabbit when we were back in high school." - Mark
“now look here young fella, ya’lls just aint right, i ew-sta-cood git away wit makin sweet luv to my’s own sheeps, i meen, day is MY sheeps! win day make a law ginst dat???”
Caught shaggin’ an old ho behind a nursing home.
John Denver back from the grave!
I thought I was visiting my brother Jethro, I swear I didn’t know it was your house.
i didnt know she was ma sister
In other news, The Backwoods Bandit was caught yesterday stealing women’s underwear and slim jims
life was never the same after heehaw went off the air
Im bringing “sexy back”
Ma you better call Clem this aint gonna be all that good.
I’m too sexy for my shirt…So sexy yeah!!!
Well ya see, ya put their back hooves in yer boots , and they canybrun away
Old MacDonald took some meth, ei-ei-oo
i didn’t know you had to shower at least once a year in kentucky…and if you look close you can see my bra strap from my farmers tan
“now look here young fella, ya’lls just aint right, i ew-sta-cood git away wit makin sweet luv to my’s own sheeps, i meen, day is MY sheeps! win day make a law ginst dat???”
BILLY! CALL MY SISTER AND TELL HER TOO WATCH OUR KIDS IM GOING TO THE CAN AGAIN!
i thought the farm animals were 18 yo
While Bo and Luke were in town, Uncle Jesse got into the moonshine.
Uncle Jesse had a hard night of meth making and decided to use some
I didin’t know that was their scarecrow! I swear!
maw get me mha pitchfork looks like i gotta get some pigs in order!! while ya at it fetch mha sweet tea
she was just my cousin !
“Can we hurry this up!!, “i got chickens to tend too
Back in my day sheep didn’t fight back!
GREEEEEENNNNNN ACRES IS THE PLACE FOR ME…Keep manhattan, just gimme dat countryside…
JEDDDDDD!!! Where’s yor glasses? He said put it in the knothole, durn fool, you done stuck in in his…
Ohhhhhhh! Yeaaaaaaah baby, show me at least ONE titty!
If it hadn’t been for Cotton-Eye Joe
I’d been married long time ago
Where did you come from where did you go
Where did you come from Cotton-Eye Joe