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saddle this one up!!! i’m late for my wedding.
Great Outdoors Fishing Supplies unveiled its new realistical “Human Lure,” guaranteed to interest sharks. Once in the water, it makes gulping noises and looks like it is swimming. Starting at $49.99, they may seem a bit pricier than slop bait, but the manufacturer swears that even Great Whites can’t resist.
To spit or to swallow, spit or swallow… decisions decisions…
That Sex and the City chick ain’t got shit on me!
Don’t look surprised, you know it was you who stole the crack!
PHEW I stink! Especially my Vajayjay
“Yeah I look likes a chicken. When I get up I’ll have ya a egg laid!”
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