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Let’s have a staredown..you’ll blink first

Comment by char char — July 4, 2011 @ 2:12 pm

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Dude, dont look behind you but theres a giant F’ken spider!

Comment by Sam — July 5, 2011 @ 3:08 pm

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WE ARE BORG
RESISTENCE IS FUTILE

Comment by marc catalano — July 15, 2011 @ 6:14 pm

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Meth: Not even once.

Comment by Dawna — August 1, 2011 @ 10:03 pm

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His eyes widen as one of the guards with a creepy stare was slowly putting on a latex glove while sporting an evil half right-sided grin……

Comment by Hellucinator — September 6, 2011 @ 1:19 am

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Maybe if I stare like this, they’ll think I died with my eyes open…

Comment by Nikki — October 21, 2011 @ 4:37 pm

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You’re gonna put that where!

Comment by JMK — November 14, 2011 @ 10:08 pm

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Oh boy! Daddy can’t get me out of this one! Mommy!

Comment by Casey — May 5, 2012 @ 11:13 pm

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Got Meth???? uh uh uh uh….

Comment by mystery — May 16, 2012 @ 7:16 pm

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they laughed when they popped the tire on my pink bike. they cried as they suffered from the house fire

Comment by James — May 24, 2012 @ 7:08 am

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I did what?

Comment by Arlow — June 8, 2012 @ 7:50 pm

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PHOTOGRAPHER (right before taking the picture): “I said OPEN YOUR EYES!!”

Comment by Anthony — June 14, 2012 @ 2:36 pm

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“DUDE” DO I LOOK WIRED ?

Comment by BELINDA BAKER — June 16, 2012 @ 6:41 am

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I am cornholio! I need tv for my bunghole.

Comment by XXX — October 23, 2012 @ 12:02 am

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Dude where’s my car?

Comment by Mac — February 6, 2013 @ 12:03 am

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I cant hold the meth in my asshole much longer!!!!

Comment by David — March 5, 2013 @ 7:50 pm

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