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Let’s have a staredown..you’ll blink first
Dude, dont look behind you but theres a giant F’ken spider!
WE ARE BORG
RESISTENCE IS FUTILE
Meth: Not even once.
His eyes widen as one of the guards with a creepy stare was slowly putting on a latex glove while sporting an evil half right-sided grin……
Maybe if I stare like this, they’ll think I died with my eyes open…
You’re gonna put that where!
Oh boy! Daddy can’t get me out of this one! Mommy!
Got Meth???? uh uh uh uh….
they laughed when they popped the tire on my pink bike. they cried as they suffered from the house fire
I did what?
PHOTOGRAPHER (right before taking the picture): “I said OPEN YOUR EYES!!”
“DUDE” DO I LOOK WIRED ?
I am cornholio! I need tv for my bunghole.
Dude where’s my car?
I cant hold the meth in my asshole much longer!!!!
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