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Former child actor “little” Jimmy Johnson just can’t shed his past. Hungering for lost fame, inebriated, and angry at the way guys in the bar were praising the kids in current sitcoms, Johnson blurted out that those young actors were punks and didn’t know what it is to really work. He said they could just suck it. That’s when the patrons decided to shut him up with an old-fashioned whoopin.’
it”s yo ass now, just wait and see.
little Charlie Manson jr. here needs some ProActive……BAD…Damn
“I’ll get you next time Captain America”! Love always,Red Skull.
This is the Best Faces of Meth Poster ever!
He would look meaner if his eyeball wasn’t trying to escape.
Bobbing for french fries, not a good idea..
How does one acquire an entire face full of herpes?
Looks like its gonna rain pimple juice!
First it picks the skin from its face or else it gets the mace again.
Hey, stop staring… Proactive didn’t work.
“I like turtles.”
Let…Me….Hit….The Pipe…..One more time!
your parents are so going to kill you!oh wait I bet you’ve already killed them.
You in trouble now! I’ma tell my MOMMY on you!!
“Here Kitty! I got a little surprise for you! *holds knife up*
But mooooom, Timmy made me do it
The Thing from Fantastic Four fame, had a half breed, illegitimate son…hes hit puberty, and he’s pissed…ITS CLOBBERIN TIME!
GIVE ME BACK MY DAMN SMOKES OR ILL KILL YOU!!!
The Devil made me do it…..over and over again!!
The little banjo-playing boy from the movie DELIVERANCE… #whereAreTheyNow
id hit that ;)
“I said look at the camera, dammit!”
I see dead people
“MOMMY” AM I GONNA GET A WHIPPIN’
I’m gonna make you squeal like a pig!!
10 minutes later the cops that took the photo were found dead and he had dissappeared into thin air…
All those punches to the face and still couldn’t pop that zit…so sad.
rorschach’s evil twin
but that was my teddy bear!
What was I supposed to do? She just came up and sat on my face!
I want to foster your children.
They should also include what they were charge with. Make it more funnt
“I told mom I needed some of dat Proactive”
Yeah, that mofo was looking at me all funny…
1,2, Freddys comin for you!!
HELP WANTED: BIG SEXY WOMAN, 50+, race un-important. MUST BE WILLING to be called “MAMMA”, to WORK TWO JOBS, to have stinky-sex in the dark, and love to squeeze my ZITS while I’m SQUEEZIN HER TITS!!! Please HURRY…..I gots two zits ripe for squeezin right away!!!!!!!
Stand back or i’ll shoot.
Dorian Johnson offered a similar account when he told WALB-TV that he and Brown were walking home from a convenience store when a police officer told them to get out of the street and onto the sidewalk. Johnson said they kept walking, which caused the officer to confront them from his car and again after getting out of his car.
Johnson said the first time the officer fired, he and Brown got scared and ran away.
“He shot again, and once my friend felt that shot, he turned around and put his hands in the air, and he started to get down,” Johnson said. “But the officer still approached with his weapon drawn and fired several more shots.”
When that spider bit my junk in the movie “We’re The Millers” I knew I had made it in Hollywood.
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