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Blowjobs $20….paperbag over head priceless

Comment by katie — July 19, 2011 @ 5:40 pm

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You’re not gonna put ME in jail. I ain’t do nothing!

Comment by Gabriel Sicairos Jr. — July 22, 2011 @ 1:35 pm

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Uh, I really didn’t do that. . .

Comment by Nikki — October 21, 2011 @ 4:30 pm

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You can’t fool me. That wasn’t really a Breathalyzer, was it?

Comment by Roberto — November 30, 2011 @ 9:22 am

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“Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhh”

Comment by kristen — January 3, 2012 @ 9:01 pm

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did i really do that last night

Comment by toni — January 4, 2012 @ 5:58 pm

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really thats not true no way is that true

Comment by cali — January 4, 2012 @ 6:00 pm

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Like OMG man like gag me with a spoon…

Comment by Anna — February 14, 2012 @ 10:00 pm

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Thoose drug arnt mine i was holding them for a friend

Comment by Richard — March 28, 2012 @ 7:46 pm

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I haven’t slept in weeks or brushed my teeth!

Comment by Casey — May 5, 2012 @ 10:59 pm

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I did wut?

Comment by ravin — June 28, 2012 @ 12:36 pm

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Needed an arrest so bad they propped my dead body up

Comment by mandy — August 14, 2012 @ 3:40 am

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BRRRAAAIIINNNSSSS! I have no BRAAIIINNSSSS…

Comment by Thomas — August 15, 2012 @ 1:13 am

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Aileen Wuornos ain’t got nothin on me!

Comment by Jen — September 6, 2012 @ 6:12 pm

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From Office Space… “Her ‘O’ face”

Comment by Mike Hunt — November 14, 2012 @ 9:54 am

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UMMMM… UHHHH… ERRR… UUUHHHHH…

Comment by LP — February 21, 2013 @ 5:47 pm

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…oh mah god!!

Comment by jake and maddy — March 31, 2013 @ 5:55 pm

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I suffer from blowers cramp

Comment by rizzo — May 20, 2013 @ 7:47 pm

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