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Sorry to tell you, Maam, but the flange on your washer is kaput, and the pipe under your floor is about to rust through. I can have da guysss here tomorrow to take up the floor and replace da whole ting, and I tink 10 grand ought to do it, unless of course we find some other damage to your main lead-in from the street, which usually happens in dese cases. But my brother does those big jobs, and he works with a credit guy dat will fix you up….
i bet he wont talk about my eye no damn mo’
I think you know my brother,Otis Campbell
we disapointed in you.why are you disapointed in us???
‘Ice cream theft in the first degree? Really Officer?’ *Rubs giant beer gut filled with saturated fat*
ARE YOU SERIOUS, ME A PEDIFILE?
I got my eye on you and my hands too!
I’m guessing that the old “Time to make the doughnuts” catch phrase didn’t get him outta this one.
Jack Elams’ ass child.
Tell Luigi to bring my hat and overalls
For the last time, it’s WABBIT season!
I yam popeye the convict man
Thatll be the last time he farts without spraying white sticky goo all over his cell.
Yep, I raped her… I damn proud of it also!
Ya’ blew it.
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