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Sorry to tell you, Maam, but the flange on your washer is kaput, and the pipe under your floor is about to rust through. I can have da guysss here tomorrow to take up the floor and replace da whole ting, and I tink 10 grand ought to do it, unless of course we find some other damage to your main lead-in from the street, which usually happens in dese cases. But my brother does those big jobs, and he works with a credit guy dat will fix you up….

Comment by Mark — June 22, 2011 @ 9:15 pm

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i bet he wont talk about my eye no damn mo’

Comment by latasha — September 18, 2011 @ 5:47 pm

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I think you know my brother,Otis Campbell

Comment by JMK — November 14, 2011 @ 10:00 pm

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we disapointed in you.why are you disapointed in us???

Comment by morgan — December 4, 2011 @ 1:08 pm

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‘Ice cream theft in the first degree? Really Officer?’ *Rubs giant beer gut filled with saturated fat*

Comment by kristen — January 3, 2012 @ 9:12 pm

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ARE YOU SERIOUS, ME A PEDIFILE?

Comment by BELINDA BAKER — January 31, 2012 @ 12:14 pm

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I got my eye on you and my hands too!

Comment by Casey — May 5, 2012 @ 10:54 pm

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I’m guessing that the old “Time to make the doughnuts” catch phrase didn’t get him outta this one.

Comment by NativeSun803 — May 9, 2012 @ 10:19 pm

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