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- BELINDA BAKER
I bet he's the coolest in the trailer park. He gets Dish TV, Direct TV AND XM radio with those satellite ears!
- j-me D
Mr. Sheen, Have you been drinking Tigers blood again? Is that a WIINNNERR's wheelchair is see?
- j-me D
Mrs. Gustafson, who had faithfully worked 50 years as a clerk for the DMV without an absence, is seen in this mugshot after she got up from her desk, said she'd had it with doing "the same frickin' thing" for half a century, poured pop on a shocked co-worker, and then offered to blow every male in the courthouse, including the judge. Officers restrained her as she tried to remove her blouse. Her mortified sons said she just wasn't feeling well. But she told reporters that she "hadn't felt this good since the district attorney tickled my rabbit when we were back in high school."
- Mark
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I am hot right? Yeah, I like you to. Oh, I am also a dude.
I got my prostitute cherry popped…..it’s down hill from here.
Crap, I can’t believe *I* am on here!!!! Glad I can have it removed.
You like me now? Wait till you see me after 2 years of meth.
I thought you said you were taking me on the tour bus?
So, when do I get to meet Tyra? Huh? I thought you were taking my headshot for Americas Next Top Model! Noooooo!
Make sure you get my new tits in the picture…
Always smile when you see a camera :)
But: cute!
oh my god I thought prostitution is legal in Iran….
No ma’am, it’s “Mugg’n”, with an “M”. Not with a “J”…
tried to pull a britney up-shot, ended up w/ a nick nolte mug shot.
oh you wanted THAT kind of “up-shot”?? like, super!
Lumbergh f*cked her…
OMG! Like, Meth is the kewlest! It’s what all “The Hills” star use. Right?
I knew I shoulda stopped hanging with them damn Olsen twins. How am I going to book another Colgate job now?
Sooooo, like, nobody told me it was illegal to, like, smoke that stuff. Oh my god, I know! It’s sooooo funny, riiiight? Like, can I go now?
I need a full body cavity search on this next prisoner…. ASAP!
OMG, LOL, RTFM, ROFL, LMAO, as if, 2-4-6-8, in central booking, I might be late.
As Miss Prison Princess ‘09, I vow to…
Arrested for black mailing a cop with a BJ. The arresting officer was later fired for being gay.
Alright, I guess you can hold it… but remember: a taser is not a toy. Gosh… you’re about the purdiest girl I’ve EEEEEYAAAA!!!! SONOFABIOTCH! Damn it!
This women was arrested yesterday after killing or crippling dozens of cows at a local farm. Farm owner Mac Donald said he heard a terrible commotion and the “death moo” coming from his herd outside, and when he went to investigate found the mad Cow engaged in a bloody massacre of the coralled bovines.
Um, my family is rich, DWI’s don’t apply to us
PASSPORT FOTO.
My daddy is a Lawyer… He will HAVE YOUR BADGE!
Mugshot: head and shoulders. Jugshot: this.
can I have a copy of this for my facebook profile?
She thought she could run and hide from her dad. She thought she could change her appearance. But the long arm of Mike Brady extended everywhere.
Marcia Brady goes burnette
God, I hope my dad never finds out about this, he will cut me off!
YOu gUyS ARe SO hoTTT!! nEXt SHOt I wiLL BeND oVeR ;0)
WTF!!! Did you notice that all the other mug shots are cropped at the neck?!?! I told you - the cops set me up just to get a boob shot to jerk off to.
Oh, you want to do a strip search next? OK!
When this is over I’m going to kick your ass!
“Don’t hate me just because I’m beautiful.”
So like, what’s this picture for?
“Can I a copy of this for the yearbook?”
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard…
Is this my first photo shoot?
A young actor Tim Matheson in drag!
10 worst werds
put your hands behind your back you are under arrest
This one’s for the yearbook.
Thanks! So when will I hear back about sorority rush?
I swear officer! I didn’t know that was a porn casting! The want ad said flexible girls needed on set of amateur film. I thought they meant they needed girls with “open schedules” to assist the Director!
I was just kidding. I’m too prissy to take a penis in my mouth.
you are so not going to arrest me, are you? I’ll tell my daddy to bring you anything from our mini mart if you let me go!
Honestly…I just..I feel to pretty to be here. Oh wait, let me smile :]
…and i want a man who likes chick flicks and finger food.
You want me to sign an 8×10 glossy of this for you? Sorry I spit all over your shoes.
An inmate you can tak home to meet your mom.
..and I like long walks along the beach….puppies….and kisses under the moonlight
i am so gonna use this picture for the rock of love 3!
Daddy will drive right over in his BMW and bail me out cash money. And oh, I would like a private suite during my stay.
this girl is way to hot. the officer who arrested this chick was a women & ugly too.
OMG! WTF!
DADDY WILL PAY MY BOND!
You mean this isn’t the line for yearbook pictures? oops!
Glamour Shots at the police station? Awesome! Like, who knew?
Did you say glamour shots!! o k i’ll smile and say cheese for the camera!! no problem!
Like in the morning, I would like a low-fat latte, and like a bagel with reduced fat cream cheese….
I’ll show you mine - if you show me yours…
i soooo high, i mean i soo pretty!
Just got arrested again Monday for DUI.
Swear to god I asked the bitch for waffles and she brought me pancakes! No body brings me Pancakes!!!!!
OMG! I wondered where you were!!! Love, Dad
Boys like a long neck.
So, this isn’t really Lilo’s party…bummer!
Braces, 4 years of college & this is the thanks that we get!
OMG!! Am I just TOO pretty for this jail or WHAT??
Yearbook photo time!!!
Now Do I Look Like Kim Kardashian
Wait… this is my mug shot? I thought it was for Facebook.
Damn she is hot..lol I just want to know what she did..lol She doesn’t really look drunk. Only thing I see is smudged mascara. She is the hottest I have seen so far..lol
I’m pretty! Do I have still have to go to jail.
Arrested for impersonating Susan Dey.
You cant see it but i have some kardashian in this ass.
Let me go and ill give you a ride ;)
I always got away with it before. Then I ran into that bull dyke cop.
Wish I knew what’s on your mind
Can I get a copy of this photo? I’m sending it to Tyra!
Like,this is totally not where I should be. I was holding that baggy for a friend. I want to be an intern at this station. I have to go. I’m going to college, so I don’t belong here with “them.” You don’t really understand, do you? And your supervisor needs to know that I haven’t hear one please or thank you since I got here.
yes, I would like 2 8×10 color semi glossies!
It’s Friday, Friday, Friday, Friday, partying partying, fun fun fun fun
look at me…. i`m too pretty to be here…. maybe if i look innocent maybe they will let me go…..