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Caption Archive I aint lyin!! I gots my own VH1 reality show! It called "Fantasia For Real"
- Chrissy
Shit this aint my first roll in the hay
- Chrissy
C'mon she wanted it
- Chrissy
....Nothin' Compares
- Chrissy
I am hot right? Yeah, I like you to. Oh, I am also a dude.
I got my prostitute cherry popped…..it’s down hill from here.
Crap, I can’t believe *I* am on here!!!! Glad I can have it removed.
You like me now? Wait till you see me after 2 years of meth.
I thought you said you were taking me on the tour bus?
So, when do I get to meet Tyra? Huh? I thought you were taking my headshot for Americas Next Top Model! Noooooo!
Make sure you get my new tits in the picture…
Always smile when you see a camera :)
But: cute!
oh my god I thought prostitution is legal in Iran….
No ma’am, it’s “Mugg’n”, with an “M”. Not with a “J”…
tried to pull a britney up-shot, ended up w/ a nick nolte mug shot.
oh you wanted THAT kind of “up-shot”?? like, super!
Lumbergh f*cked her…
OMG! Like, Meth is the kewlest! It’s what all “The Hills” star use. Right?
I knew I shoulda stopped hanging with them damn Olsen twins. How am I going to book another Colgate job now?
Sooooo, like, nobody told me it was illegal to, like, smoke that stuff. Oh my god, I know! It’s sooooo funny, riiiight? Like, can I go now?
I need a full body cavity search on this next prisoner…. ASAP!
OMG, LOL, RTFM, ROFL, LMAO, as if, 2-4-6-8, in central booking, I might be late.
As Miss Prison Princess ‘09, I vow to…
Arrested for black mailing a cop with a BJ. The arresting officer was later fired for being gay.
Alright, I guess you can hold it… but remember: a taser is not a toy. Gosh… you’re about the purdiest girl I’ve EEEEEYAAAA!!!! SONOFABIOTCH! Damn it!
This women was arrested yesterday after killing or crippling dozens of cows at a local farm. Farm owner Mac Donald said he heard a terrible commotion and the “death moo” coming from his herd outside, and when he went to investigate found the mad Cow engaged in a bloody massacre of the coralled bovines.
Um, my family is rich, DWI’s don’t apply to us
PASSPORT FOTO.
My daddy is a Lawyer… He will HAVE YOUR BADGE!
Mugshot: head and shoulders. Jugshot: this.
can I have a copy of this for my facebook profile?
She thought she could run and hide from her dad. She thought she could change her appearance. But the long arm of Mike Brady extended everywhere.
Marcia Brady goes burnette
God, I hope my dad never finds out about this, he will cut me off!
YOu gUyS ARe SO hoTTT!! nEXt SHOt I wiLL BeND oVeR ;0)
WTF!!! Did you notice that all the other mug shots are cropped at the neck?!?! I told you - the cops set me up just to get a boob shot to jerk off to.
Oh, you want to do a strip search next? OK!
When this is over I’m going to kick your ass!
“Don’t hate me just because I’m beautiful.”
So like, what’s this picture for?
“Can I a copy of this for the yearbook?”
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard…
Is this my first photo shoot?
A young actor Tim Matheson in drag!
10 worst werds
put your hands behind your back you are under arrest
This one’s for the yearbook.
Thanks! So when will I hear back about sorority rush?
I swear officer! I didn’t know that was a porn casting! The want ad said flexible girls needed on set of amateur film. I thought they meant they needed girls with “open schedules” to assist the Director!
I was just kidding. I’m too prissy to take a penis in my mouth.
you are so not going to arrest me, are you? I’ll tell my daddy to bring you anything from our mini mart if you let me go!
Honestly…I just..I feel to pretty to be here. Oh wait, let me smile :]
…and i want a man who likes chick flicks and finger food.
You want me to sign an 8×10 glossy of this for you? Sorry I spit all over your shoes.
An inmate you can tak home to meet your mom.
..and I like long walks along the beach….puppies….and kisses under the moonlight
i am so gonna use this picture for the rock of love 3!
Daddy will drive right over in his BMW and bail me out cash money. And oh, I would like a private suite during my stay.
this girl is way to hot. the officer who arrested this chick was a women & ugly too.